Jessie: *calling Barret* Hey our favourite leader!
Barret: Jail or hospital?
Wedge: How could you make such accusations when we are merely trying to greet our favourite leader?!
Barret: Jail or hospital?
Biggs: Do you really have such little faith in us?
Barret: Jail. Or. Hospital
Jessie: ...jail. AND WE LOVE YOU!
Barret: *hangs up*
I bought Minecraft and have been playing it for three days.
I’m beginning to enjoy the feeling of being hungry.
thinkin about his full leather get up, my boy is chafed
this is how I imagine having a werewolf boyfriend looks like
🌈DANGAN CARE BEAR AU I HALF ASSED AND DIDN’T FINISH🌈
Aerith is Zack’s girlfriend, Zack is Cloud’s boyfriend, Cloud is Tifa’s boyfriend and Tifa is Aerith’s girlfriend, Hope this helps
Komaeda’s Sloppy Nut Treat
(Inspired by this post)
whoops
I hate sports. And I hate my country. But that was a national fucking embarrassment. I’ve despised Jake and Logan since I was eleven years old. We would’ve gotten a better fight if he’d gone to the nearest retirement home and started laying out old ladies. Bring on the meteor.
*Married life playing in the background
This idea was probably funnier in my head
A personal blog, this is as eclectic as my Spotify playlists.Zakkura, shigadabi, danganronpa, csm, Poppy the singer!I draw, I write, I game.Aroace, sex-pos., 21+, Taurus, INFP 9w8You can find me at: lunapony3 (ao3) and suumer1bolt1 (twt)
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