My Whole Life:

Hi, my name is Shirogane Tsumugi, and on my blog, we play Marty Robbins REAL fuckin' loud.

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I am loathe to admit that a writer’s block is over lest the illness come back to haunt me, or worse, people come to expect something of me when usually all I can give is crumbs from my note’s app… I have finally finished a rengiyuu fanfiction i started working on like, a year and a half ago? Whenever Trump got shot at.

Whenever politics get insane, I always crawl back to yaoi as a comfort mechanism.

Anyway, hot and fresh rengiyuu soon to arrive in the tags of ao3 as soon as I can proofread it and get rid of my awful comma splices. IT MAY BE WEEKS.

Title is (subject to change) Abracadabra, and brief synopsis is Master Ubuyashiki sends the Water and Flame Hashira on a super special duo mission and they both bond over alcohol and their mutual imposter syndrome. (And gently bang)

I forgot to mention while my usual preference in music is rock/metal/alternative, anything weird af, Sabrina Carpenter fucking carried me through finishing this out. Idk shit about music so all I can say is it banged! But maybe don’t tell anyone normal that I used her music as motivation for gay porn.

what does chiaki, hajime and nagito have to say about pride month?

I don't know why this keeps happening but I keep meeting toxic heterosexual couples who experiment with polyamory and are heavily into funko pops, board games, Disney princesses and Burlesque stripping and the man is always a withdrawn bearded dude and the woman is always a passive aggressive control freak with an Etsy shop that sells lawn gnomes styled after Dr Who characters and they don't really even seem to like each other but they're always exactly the same. this has happened four times

On tumblr at WORK and after WORK im gonna play WOBBLEDOGS

Cloud using the chain to pull Zack down to his level...

OBVIOUSLY

At the center of the universe, there is a bowl of bananas and cream oatmeal.

Zack: What animal are you least afraid of?

Genesis: Fish.

Zack: Animal.

Genesis: ...Fish.

Zack: I'm talking like a real animal, like-

Genesis: A fish is an animal.

Zack: That's like saying an ANT is an animal. Like- You wouldn't go to a zoo and see a fish.

Genesis: ...There's actually so many fishes-

Zack: THERE'S FISH ZOOS? YOU'D GO TO A FISH ZOO.

Genesis: There are so many types of fishes, that they have their OWN FUCKING ATTRACTION, called an AQUARIUM

Zack: That's different, that's like sharks and shit-

Genesis:

FISH!!

I’m not your average girl uwu

I’m like Tomoko Kuroki - in a constant state of unwash, in the dark, uncomfortable, tired, smelly, angry, mildly gross, and just all around not a person you really want to talk to. 

and I’m not ashamed xDDDDDDDDD