“Dude This Is Not What It Looks Like!” “You Know I Have Been Looking At It For Like 20 Minutes

You discovered that your house is haunted, but instead of fleeing you decided to profit. Bleeding walls? Collect for bloodbank. Rodents of Unusual Size? Butchered and sold. Ectoplasm? Glowstick factory. You call a family meeting to discuss brainstorm ideas for the other manifestations.

please be nice to me, i'm in my twenties. do you know what that does to a person

Albertine Books French Embassy New York City

Light academia spring 🫶🏻

is the world really such a terrible place? yesterday i asked if oat milk was extra and the barista said yes so i said ok just regular milk then and when she gave me my chai latte she whispered “i used oat milk ;)” doesnt that make u want to live another day?

Follow the lives of ten kittens as they playfully pounce, bat, and swat while their mother sleeps. Buckets of paint quickly turn the kittens—and their sleeping mother—into brilliant works of art. When mama cat wakes up, playtime turns into bath time.  

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Anaïs Nin, from “The Diary of Anaïs Nin, 1955–1966”

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