My thoughts exactly
why do straight men
the ocean as a metaphor ALWAYS slaps. the ocean as a hungry force that wants to consume you? the ocean as something vast and unknowable, like a god itself? the ocean as freedom and liberation? the ocean as the mysteries of the self? the ocean as love? never fails to get me
My day be so fine then boom it gets dark at 5:30pm
if life is a highway then i’m driving 95mph directly into the guard rail
if I had a nickel for each time I had to duct tape my shoes back together/to my feet I’d have 3 nickels. Which isn’t a lot but it’s weird it’s happened 3 times.
Seeing Taylor swift and Metallica in the same place really gave off Barbie dream house vs. Kens Mojo dojo Casa house vibes
Never forgetting that while waiting for Metallica to come on stage I turned to my dad and said
“Look they spelled Pheonix wrong” while pointing to the poster on the screens
Anyways turns out it’s spelled Phoenix-
Update: I have officially started sewing the bodice together
Literally making my Halloween costume right now
A MAN LITERALLY BOUGHT ME CONCERT TICKETS FOR A DATE THIS IS SUCH A WIN
Got fucked up the other night and found some funny ass shit saved on my phone and I really think you can tell when I went off the deep end😭
THE TALKING DOG IS SELF AWARE AND ON ANTI DEPRESSANTS?!