I’d Like To Apologize To The Woman That I Accidentally Jump Scared In The Horror Exhibition In The

I professionally certified in this program and this is what I use it for-

Someone should really slap a piece of tape over my mouth at concerts I should not be allowed to sing

Fun fact: I hate applying to colleges because it forces me to consider my future and acknowledge the passing of time.

I am afraid if anyone has advice please send it

the ocean as a metaphor ALWAYS slaps. the ocean as a hungry force that wants to consume you? the ocean as something vast and unknowable, like a god itself? the ocean as freedom and liberation? the ocean as the mysteries of the self? the ocean as love? never fails to get me

Got fucked up the other night and found some funny ass shit saved on my phone and I really think you can tell when I went off the deep end😭

Lacy by Olivia Rodrigo but from the perspective of the less accomplished twin sister

One time when I was on something a lil stronger then pot I hallucinated Dave Mustaine into the Hannah Montana movie

Tarot cards say I need that old man

One time when I got a little too high I watched the clip of MCR on Yo Gaba Gaba for like 10 minutes straight trying to figure out if it was about politics before realizing it was literally Yo Gaba Gaba💀

Never forgetting that while waiting for Metallica to come on stage I turned to my dad and said

“Look they spelled Pheonix wrong” while pointing to the poster on the screens

Anyways turns out it’s spelled Phoenix-