Aegon IVs top 10 most iconic moments:
10. Naming those hills “Barba’s Teets” and then renaming them “Missy’s Teets” when Barba insults Missy’s breast size.
9. Trying to invade Dorne only to not even make it to shore because his whole fleet was wrecked by a storm.
8. Burning down 1/4 of the Kingswood and killing hundreds of people while trying to build wooden dragons for his Dornish invasion. Then immediately giving up on invading Dorne and pretending like nothing happened.
7. Showing up at Whitewalls, impregnating Lord Butterwell’s 3 daughters, and giving him a dragons egg as a reward.
6. Gifting Blackfyre to his bastard son Daemon.
5. Killing his father, Viserys II, thereby robbing the realm of potentially the best king it may have ever seen.
4. Creating Bloodraven.
3. Helping Daena escape the Maidens’ Vault and impregnating her, thereby both creating Daemon Blackfyre and also indirectly causing Baelor the Blessed to kill himself.
2. Spreading rumors that Daeron is his brother’s bastard just to undermine his own heir purely out of spite.
1. Legitimizing all his bastards on his death bed so he can keep being everyone’s problem for another 80 years.
Catelyn doodle
I based Tully fashion on Slovakian culture and Stark on Kazakh!
going into 2025 still obsessed with:
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God please triple their pain and give them no peace
Aegon: *using his child as a source of cheap amusement and belittling his wife, clearly somewhat drunk*
Team Green: He’s such a good father and husband this episode. He acknowledges their existence 🥺
Dany and her babies (again)
Fire and Blood:
Rhaenyra - Calls her half-brothers her half-brothers and her half-sister her sweet sister.
Alicent - “Mayhaps the whore will die in childbirth.”
Aegon - “I offered her an honorable peace, and the whore spat in my face.”
Aemond: “…or must we kneel and kiss the old whore’s cunny.” “The whore of Dragonstone, he means.” “The whore on Dragonstone is not the threat.”
House of the Dragon:
Rhaenyra- Refers to Aegon as Alicent’s son.
Aegon - Calls Rhaenyra the ‘bitch queen of bastards, the smug cunt of Dragonstone.’
Criston - Calls Rhaenyra a ‘spoiled cunt’ and a ‘spider who sucks her prey dry.’
But sure, the main conflict of the war doesn’t revolve around misogyny.
Evidence that the Greens intended to kill Rhaenyra’s children if Aegon became king:
1. Already murdered one child.
2. Called the murder of said child “a good start” and threw a feast to celebrate.
Evidence that the Blacks intended to kill Alicent’s children if Rhaenyra became Queen:
1. It’s a convenient hypothetical to excuse the Greens usurping the throne.
2. ???
Emma really describing Alicent as the angel on Rhaenyra's shoulder and Daemon being the devil ?! What the actual fuck ! Objectively, it would be the opposite. But I guess the team of this show only knows demonize Daemon instead of accepting him as the anti hero he is and husband of Rhaenyra who love her and whom she is supposed to love in return. Without forgetting not capable of accept the canonical reality of Alicent which is that she is purely and simply a villain / antagonist, Rhaenyra's adversary and especially only for the pre-war period to then pass the baton to Aegon II as Rhaenyra's adversary. So Alicent isn't supposed to be that important when war is declared. I really hate how this show destroyed the characters and their stories and relationships to feed their pretentious and misogynistic fanfiction (which they ironically think is super progressive).
Me watching the same people who infantilize young!Alicent to the point where it feels like she's 3 years old, adultify young!Lucerys to the point where it feels like he was 27 slashing the eye of 12 year old Aemond for his own enjoyment
Jfc the way TG actors service the fans is so gross. Aegon/Helaena/Aemond are not a throuple. Helae*ond is not canon. Hela*gon's marriage is abusive. Peak cringey ass fan service