Happy International Dalek Day!!

Another translation from the Radiant Mythology 3 Fan Bible! These are skits found within the game that were included textually like this in the Fan Bible.

I don't always add the "check" portions, but I include them if I feel like they add anything to the skit.

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Original JP + TL under the cut.

Youthful Indiscretion

Occurrence Condition: None. Characters: Jade, Estelle, Flynn, Asbel.

Asbel: Shockwave Slash!

Estelle: Wow, amazing! How did you do that just now?

Asbel: Lady Estellise?!

Estelle: Um… Your hands… go… like this… Your posture… like this, right? Shockwave Slash~~! (...)

Asbel: Ahaha… Lady Estellise, you need to steady your upper body. Spread your feet more, so they’re shoulder-width apart, and lower your hips… Right, like that…

Jade: Oh my… Would you look at this. Such enthusiasm you have this morning, don’t you?

Estelle: Ah, good morning. That’s right. I was just receiving instruction on the basics from Asbel. I wasn't swinging my hips enough.

Flynn: Swinging your… hips?!

Jade: I see, I see. So you learned with your body firsthand?

Flynn: Learned with… your body?!

Estelle: Yes. Spread your legs wide. Then like this, lower your hips… with force…

Flynn: Lady Estellise, please stop! How shameless…!

Estelle: Huh?

Asbel: Shameless?

Flynn: Asbel… I thought you were an honest and sincere man… But as your commanding officer… I cannot overlook this inexcusable conduct!

Asbel: Uh, Capta–…?!

Estelle: F-Flynn?! What are you angry about? Flynn!!

Jade: Ahhh. It’s good to be young, isn’t it.

Check!

During early morning training, Asbel is giving Estelle an introductory course for Shockwave Slash. Flynn seems to have an impure misunderstanding due to Jade's misleading explanation, but if anything, his thought of it being shameless is in itself shameless. And Jade, who enjoys toying with healthy youths and watching them get flustered, is even more shameless.

Try to figure out what the hell this means without being part of the fandom. I dare you.

You used to be able to turn on your TV, and Echo Kom Azgeda/Spacekru would be there.

OH MY GODS TOMORROW'S THE DAY GUYS

WALLIBEAR REFERENCE

I had a little thought...

Screaming crying throwing up

Being almost strictly a Saiouma shipper for 4 years and then suddenly (like within a week) realizing that Saimaki might be a new otp is actually crazy

What do I do with this? Read fanfiction? Scroll Tumblr for content?? Sit and reevaluate the choices that got me here???

All of op's The Passenger posts were accurate but my jeez this is such a good summary of how I feel

I feel fucking crazy after watching that actually

I take one day to interact with media other than Danganronpa and I miss Saiouma day

YOU HAVE ENTERED

RADICAL SATURDAY