Jess Mariano

Raise your hand if this week has made you so mentally exhausted that you’re just done with life and all you wanna do is sleep

Bonus points if you’ve had exams this week as well like me

Don’t you just love when your class gets changed twice the day before you’re supposed to start and because you have half strict parents you still have to get up early to act like you haven’t just seen the email when you’re supposed to be asleep or at least not on your phone so you can show it to them in the morning and then sleep cause I love it so much 🙂

HAPPY NEW YEAR

How the fuck do you make a master list

Fanfiction Club: The Rules

This idea came to me when I woke up first thing this morning.

oh hi thanks for checking in I’m still a piece of garbage

“It’s the 80s, they all can’t be gay!!” Then how come they’re all in a group and considered “freaks” huh?? Also “freak” is queer coded in my book, also it just makes sense. ALSOOO DURING THE PART WHERE DUSTIN, STEVE, MAX, ROBIN, AND EDDIE WHERE IN THE BOAT HOUSE EDDIE SAID “hunt the freak right?” AND ROBIN SAID SOMETHING LIKE “yea” WITH AN UNDERSTANDING NOD UHHHHHH?? KINDVE A CLUE. ALSO THE PART WHERE ROBIN WAS RANTING TO STEVE AT FAM VID THEY BOTH SIGHED AND LEANED AGAINST THE WALL AND STEVE CLEARLY SAID “I don’t know what I want” WITH A SIGH, LIL FRUITY DONT CHA THINK?? ALSO THE LOOKS THAT ROBIN AND NANCY GIVE EACH OTHER WHEN THEY ARENT LOOKING VERYY FRUITY SAME THING WITH STEVE AND EDDIE AND MIKE AND WILL, THEY GIVE THE GAYEST LOOKS WHEN THE OTHER ISNT LOOKING.

in conclusion: stranger things is definitely, 100% gay.

“My child is completely fine”

Ma’am with all due respect your child has asked her friends to buy her a book she knows has smut in it, reads smut with a straight face even when her families around like she’s reading a random post on Instagram, daydreams more than she should and then writes stories about the daydreams on Wattpad.

It’s me I’m the fucked up child who my parents think are fine

If anyone spoils no way home for me I’m becoming a homicidal bitch