i wish issues with daily hygiene due to mental illness were talked about more. i feel like it’s the elephant in the room when it comes to symptoms of debilitating disorders.
so i’m proud of everyone who brushed their teeth, washed their face, showered, and/or put on fresh underwear today. and it’s ok if you haven’t done all or any of those (i know i’ve only done the first two); i’m still so proud of you for managing and surviving another day. keep going you’re doin good.
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Wow. Talk about attention to detail.
Video here: https://twitter.com/javi_draws/status/965260617790738432?s=21
I’m sorry WHAT?! Hint for what?!
Author’s Note: This was fun to do. Tags: @etherealdemeter @darkfaethedestroyer @jason-todd-squad @angelgl16 @imjustnightwingingit @mellowstatesmanhandsempath @it-is-dana
ª Hey, Barbie and The Twelve Dancing Princesses, get over here and help me. Yes Dick, I was talking to you. Who the hell do you think I was talking to?
ª You good replacement? I literally have no idea what he said, he was talking so fast.
ª Why don’t you get over here and say it to my face pint-sized? You know what? I’ll even bend over so you can reach my face. How would you like that two-bit?
ª Bruce, words cannot express how much I do not care. Tell you what, you give me two-hundred grand, and I won’t put a bullet in that fucker’s brain just because.
ª Alfred have you seen my copy of Hamlet? I left it on the stairs? Really? When was I on the stairs?
ª I’m only here for the free food and gear.
ª The weather was supposed to be clear tonight? Oh well, more fun watching morons bust their asses in the rain as they run in terror anyway.
ª Hey Esmeralda. Quit dancing around and fight. Acrobatics? Dancing? Same shit Nightwig.
ª How long has it been since you slept Snow White? How many hours? It’s a goddamn miracle that you aren’t dead yet. 72 fuckin’ hours. Ho-ly. Shit.
ª You know what teeny? I died before it was cool. You and all the others copied me.
ª I have an idea about what would make me happy, B. Why don’t you bend over and let me plant my foot in your ass? That’ll make me happy.
ª You know Alfred? Sometimes I wonder how you manage to get into our apartments, but since our laundry and housework gets done, I won’t question it.
ª I’m still only here for the free food and gear.
ª Dickhead, I’m running out of nicknames to call you man. What about Ric? Or Rick with a ‘ck’? No? Yeah, that name sucks. I’ll just stick to dildo and dickhead.
ª I don’t care if the case is super important Sleeping Beauty. If Bruce finds out I let you stay up any longer, it’ll be my ass. And I’m too fuckin’ old to be chewed out.
ª Wow look at that. Bruce’s spawn is angry about something. Shocker there.
ª Okay…the hug isn’t so bad. Alright let go, I’m done being hugged. No, I’m not crying Bruce!
ª You bought me a new bookshelf? Alfred, I think I might cry.
ª Why don’t you people understand that I’m not here for you? All I want is free food and gear.
ª I didn’t mean to shoot him in the head! His head got in the way of the other fucker’s arm! I mean, you have to admit, we have one less problem now.
ª Up yours Cinderella. Yes, I mean shove it so far up there it gets lost. That’s what I mean Dick.
ª Did that little fucker climb out the window? He sure did. Get back here and go to sleep! I don’t want to get yelled at!
ª I’m not above beating the crap out of a thirteen-year-old, you little demon. Let’s go then. I’m not afraid of you. I fought Ra’s, Bruce, Dick, and Tim, and I’ll sure as hell fight you too.
ª We could always kill him. What do you mean that’s not an appropriate answer? That’s always my answer when it comes to that pale-bastard, Bruce.
ª Alfred, I don’t have enough books for my new shelf. You bought me more books?! I’m crying now.
ª Give me the free food and gear! It’s all I’m here for!
ª I hate all of you. I mean, I love you all and I’d do anything for you, but I hate you just as much.
Alternate title for episode 6 of Bridgerton - imagine a world where everyone actually talked to each other candidly and openly about their needs, wants, desires, fears, insecurities, and childhood traumas and everyone roundly agreed that talking about how sex and pregnancy worked early and openly was a good idea
Alternate version the second - Spring Awakening 2.0: Probably No One’s Gonna Die of a Back Alley Abortion, Men Still Know Everything About Sex and Women Know Nothing, But Hey, The Lack of Consent During Sex is Gender-Flipped!
Depression Hotline: 1-630-482-9696
Suicide Hotline: 1-800-784-8433
LifeLine: 1-800-273-8255
Trevor Project: 1-866-488-7386
Sexuality Support: 1-800-246-7743
Eating Disorders Hotline: 1-847-831-3438
Rape and Sexual Assault: 1-800-656-4673
Grief Support: 1-650-321-5272
Runaway: 1-800-843-5200, 1-800-843-5678, 1-800-621-4000
Exhale: After Abortion Hotline/Pro-Voice: 1-866-4394253
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The devil works hard but fanfic writers work harder
I envy writers.
As an artist I can give you a snapshot into a world.
But a writer.
A writer can take you there.
They can weave together words and create a portal to anywhere. You can visit those places instead of looking out a window and wishing to be a part of it.
I envy writers.
Fanfiction is pretty strange. And this is stranger than that. She/Her 18+
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