Bakugou: [Standing in the living room at 3 A.M. on the phone] *Whispers* Yeah, I’m married. Does it matter?...
Izuku: *Slowly walking down the stairs*
Bakugou: ...You’d do that for me?... Really...? Yeah, I’d like that—.
Izuku: *Turns a lamp on* Who are you talking to?
Bakugou: *Glances back with a frown* Its Jake, from State Farm. *Goes back to talking on the phone* Yeah... I—.
Izuku: *Walks over and snatches the phone* Jake from State Farm at three in the morning— Who is this!?
reblog if you agree
This won’t make your blog look ugly. How could you not reblog this? REBLOGGING THIS COULD SAVE A LIFE!!!
Jeff Atkins would definitely give you a second chance.
Dick: Damian needs a mother figure in his life other than me.
Jason: Cant help with that.
Tim: I’ll do it just give me an hour.
*Hour later*
Tim to Damian:
I got some tea fics..
so y/n is like Adam’s life ex gf she left after getting tired of his shit.. ended up falling in love with Lucifer.. (Mr. Steal yo girl thrice)
Lucifer then during the fight between Adam taunts him how all three of his partners didn’t like what he had to offer.
Husband 💓
people who arent punctual freak me out im so stressed. what do you mean the event starts at 6 and you’ll pick me up at 5:50 even though I live 20 minutes from the venue? what do you mean being 10 minutes late is “no big deal”? what if there’s no parking and nowhere to sit? what then? i need to be there at 5:45 just to be sure and you’re like Oh Whatever Dude... ARE YOU OKAY
Fanfiction is pretty strange. And this is stranger than that. She/Her 18+
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