Should I Go See Infinity War A Second Time And Risk Heartbreak Again?

Do you think that fat girls can still be hot?

Spoiler alert: fat girls have always been hot, and fat girls are always going to be hot.

Im a wizard

Muggles are not able to REBLOG this.

REBLOG this to prove you are not a Muggle.

my reblog button fucked up and i almost had a heart attack

I did it in the first try.

OH YEAH

squid’s laws of fic (not inclusive)

first law: write the fic you wish to see in the world aka goddammit do I have to do everything myself around here

second law: it’s going to be longer than you think. much longer. hahaha so long. why are you crying 

third law: the time spent writing is inversely proportional to the amount of smut present, dammit

fourth law: flesh out your secondary characters. make them real people. have them take over. oh god. put them back. somebody please help 

fifth law: the time spent researching canon is directly proportional to the amount of time you’ll spend altering your plot. that one person on the internet 

sixth law: the time spent researching in general will eclipse the time you spend writing. the nsa agent monitoring your internet search history is curled up in a corner. his boss wants to know if you’re a threat. “I don’t know,” the agent sobs. “I just really don’t know.” 

seventh law: at some point, someone will ask what your favorite hobby is. you will feign a heart attack to get away

I envy writers.

As an artist I can give you a snapshot into a world.

But a writer.

A writer can take you there.

They can weave together words and create a portal to anywhere. You can visit those places instead of looking out a window and wishing to be a part of it.

I envy writers.

When you see it, REBLOG IT.

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reblog this if you’re a fanfic writer & your motivation to write actually increases when readers actually show interest & give you feedback. even just a reblog or a little comment here and there

happy april fools. please take this egg

hahahahahha………………..

youve been fooled………………by the april fools beeper……………..it was a fully grown bird the entire time…..no egg………………it tells u it hopes u hav a good april 1st

BEST SCENE EVER

Updated Masterlist | 4.29.18

{I will update the date when I update the list.}

T O M  H O L L A N D

A Total Mess Celebrity Crush Interview Dating Tom Holland Would Include (D)anger Dressing Formal Ex-Girlfriend Interview Facetiming Tom Hands to Myself Hitting Tom During Spiderman Honest  ||| Part Two Horsing Around Hotel Room Vibes Lovey Dovey Interview More Like Her No Apologies No Inhibitions Prank Suffer Talking about You Thanking Tom Tom & OFC You and Me

P E T E R  P A R K E R

Atoms Bad Idea Closed Door Dating Peter Parker Would Include Dating Tony Stark’s Daughter   Distressed Double Crossed Finding Out Finding Out (shorter version) Finding You Outside Friendly Neighborhood Spiderman Just Smile Let it Grow Paralleled Project Help ||| Part Two ||| Part Three Rain-Check Running into Spiderman Savior Secrets Stay Away

C H R I S  E V A N S

Divorcing Chris Far From Boring Father Chris Fatherhood Interview Giving In Laughing Game Meeting New Boyfriend Spilling The Beans Stolen Stone Cold Sober Taking Off Shirt That Look

S T E V E  R O G E R S

Age Of Ultron Asking For Permission Destruction Label Disagreeing Sokovia Accords

S E B A S T I A N  S T A N

Annoyed Imagine Don’t You Do That Interview Drunken Nights First We Had ||| Part Two Parting Ways Simple Hello ||| Part Two She’ll Be The Death ||| Part Two  - TJ Hammond Character Wildflower - Jefferson Character

B U C K Y  B A R N E S

Afraid To Leave Brain Scrambled Doll Flawed Finding Out He Killed Ghost Sent To Kill Steve Telling Bucky

T H E  V A M P I R E S  D I A R I E S

How They React To Your Death

S T E F A N  S A L V A T O R E

Returning To Help Unwanted Protection

D A M O N  S A L V A T O R E

I Hate You Because Staring At You

K L A U S  M I K A E L S O N

Asking Him to Compel You Making Him Walk Away Walking Away

K O L  M I K A E L S O N

How Dare You

H A R R Y  P O T T E R

A Nervous Wreck Dumbledore’s Army

F R E D  W E A S L E Y

Lost & Found Sentimental Gift Ft. George Weasley Take Care

H E R M I O N E  G R A N G E R

Crush Flustered Times Good Advice

D R A C O  M A L F O Y

Change Of Heart Bite The Hand That Feeds Last Straw

S I R I U S  B L A C K

All This Time Getting Killed Son The Return Of The Jackal

R E M U S  L U P I N

Sneaking In Late

N E W T  S C A M A N D E R

Amazed By You Dramatic & Sick You I Wouldn’t Mind / OFC Newt Dating a Muggle / No-Maj Would Include Talking About You The Greatest Creation ||| Part Two Yer A Wizard Costar - Eddie Redmayne Panicked Interview - Eddie Redmayne Platonic Interview - Eddie Redmayne Platonic Interview Part Two - Eddie Redmayne Three Words - Eddie Redmayne

C R E D E N C E  B A R E B O N E

Helping Him Helping You Monsters Lyrics My Credence Plea Under The Mistletoe Low-Cut - Ezra Miller

H P  A E S T H E T I C S / M O O D B O A R D S

Herbology Slytherin Slytherin 2

J U G H E A D  J O N E S

A Letter Black Sheep Right But Wrong Tender Feelings What Do You Feel ||| Part Two Banters - Cole Sprouse Forget Me Not - Cole Sprouse

A R C H I E   A N D R E W S

Misplaced Trust Never Alone Smug Friends - KJ Apa

S C O T T  M C C A L L

Innocently Deadly Finding Out

S T I L E S  S T I L I N S K I

Denying You

P E T E R  H A L E

Being The Reason Leave Me Alone

S P E N C E R  R E I D

Being Late Your Voice

A A R O N  H O T C H N E R

Jack’s Favorite Babysitter Jack’s Favorite Part Two

S H A W N  M E N D E S

Interview Banters Roses

H A R R Y  S T Y L E S

Caught In Interview Reaction War Is Love |||  Part Two