Distortion!Michael (Mainly Cuz I *literally* Wanna B Him? It?

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NONBINARY ACE LEBIANS UNITE!!

It doesn't matter what you look like, it doesn't matter how old u r, it just matters that u love urself

Andrew: So I was just having a conversation with Susie about Star Wars; particularly, about the choice of architecture. The amount of people who die from falling down bottomless pits is TOO DAMN HIGH! Like, who designs architecture like this? Catwalks with no guard rails whatsoever, just zigging and zagging through enormous voids. Giant holes to nowhere!

Susie: It's by design. It's a cleaner look, for a more elegant time.

Andrew: Like... who the fuck put this hole here???? And why????

Susie: Exhaust?

Andrew: Darth Maul falls down a hole, Palpatine falls down a hole, Solo falls down a hole, everyone falls down a hole! Star Wars universe needs OSHA.

Susie: Luke falls down a hole, Boba Fett falls down a hole…

Andrew: Yes, yes, I forgot about those! R2-D2 falls down a hole in the Millenium Falcon after he fixes the hyperdrive.

Susie: We're onto something here!

Andrew: Obi-Wan almost falls down a hole.

Susie: C-3PO falls off the barge into the sand. Pretty close to falling down a hole.

Andrew: His lightsaber does though.

*Susie thinks hard about what other Star Wars Characters fall down holes*

Andrew: What if the hole is symbolic? The hole represents the dark side.

Susie: Nah, doesn't work. Luke chooses to fall down the hole instead of joining Vader/The Dark Side.

Andrew: Fair point.

Soooo my brain is infected by TMA again. I adore this silly podcast with all my heart, n now that lil special interest (which has lasted 3 years, n I’ve relistened 2 the series over 20 times probs), is turning in2 me creating a fanseries. At least in my head rn. If I ever get around 2 writing, getting voice actors, n video editors, I might make my lil fanseries idea in2 an actual thing. If anyone wants, I can rant ab my ideas for hourssss (pls someone ask me, I wanna rant ab it so badddd)