These Are So Markhelly Coded

Ted doesn't know that Trent and Beard smoke weed together.

Ted just knows that lately sometimes they'll both disappear for a bit, and their returns are always conspicuously staggered.

Ted just knows that somehow, Trent and Beard now have inside jokes. They can look at each other across a room or through the glass separating their offices and start snickering without a word.

Ted just knows that they've started to be able to read each other's expressions.

Ted just knows that sometimes he finds them alone together, talking lowly, and Trent always looks like Ted's caught them being naughty.

And he's happy! That his bestie and his...good friend...are getting along! Really! It's what he's all about! He wanted Beard and Trent to be friends!

But the more it happens the more his stomach feels sour when he thinks about them together. The more he finds his smiles feel tight when he grins along with whatever has the two of them laughing.

It's fine. It's better than fine! Trent and Beard are friends!

And--well. Jane is awful. Trent is definitely an upgrade (although Ted is a little worried about Trent's safety) so if that's what's happening then good! He's happy for them!

He's not jealous. Nope.

He just sort of thought Trent only looked at him like that.

Brooklyn 99

i’m online and ready to look at a picture!

new favorite YouTube comment just dropped

being a 17776 fan feels like chewing drywall. guys. guys this story ostensibly about american football changed me. no guys you should read it - well when I say read I mean experience it really - no no it's online it's free - no it won't break your computer this is normal it's okay i promise it's not even really about football. well no actually it's about satellites. yeah the Jupiter Explorer is in it and they're a little shit. yeah no the gender binary doesn't exist in 17776. yes i meant 17776 not 1776. it's not even really about satellites. it is though. please i am begging you read this it changed me.

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Love some miserable Elon in the morning

fuck college…i am going to go be a trout………

17776 is a world where people stopped dying but like. There wasnt like a global announcement when it happened so what it probably looked like was an oncologist coming home and kissing her wife on the cheek while broadly grinning "whats going on" "just had a good day at work" meaning, telling every patient the same news: remission, remission, remission

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