Meanest Girl In Town

this is the closest thing we get to house having religion. and by god, if he isn't devout

is there a cure for sickness called cringefail

Love ships where its like some guy with autism and his special interest is his wife

haymitch saying “I don’t drink” hahaha so funny I have a gun in my mouth

I just know house has ate shit at least once trying to jump that wall to impress his boy-toy

watching dan and phil is embarrassing sometimes like why am i watching 25 minutes of two british dudes Having a crush on each other featuring some shitty gameplay and a sketchy app they're promoting

yooooo

but of course mark s feels nothing for gemma that’s what he was born to do

I went to a taylor swift concert once and it was mostly ok but there was one standout moment where they brought a red pulsating jewel on stage. Taylor said it was called the heart of Ozymandias. She kept inviting people on stage to touch it and every time they did they would turn into sand and blow away. And people just kept going up and touching the thing.

house saw amber and wilson looking at him like this and decided that they had to become polyamorous or someone would die. unfortunately it was the latter