Illustration By Yevgeny Charushin, As Published In Murzilka In Jan. 1962

I went to a taylor swift concert once and it was mostly ok but there was one standout moment where they brought a red pulsating jewel on stage. Taylor said it was called the heart of Ozymandias. She kept inviting people on stage to touch it and every time they did they would turn into sand and blow away. And people just kept going up and touching the thing.

House: Guys check out this porno Wilson was in, isn't this hilarious?!

Apparently no one at the hospital: House, why did YOU watch the porno Wilson was in?

A little pastel drawing

house manages to perfectly convey the expression of a bisexual who believes his male and female crushes just started dating each other

House is the type of person to only have a 3-in-1 body wash at his place and Wilson is the type of person to have lotions and bottles full of stuff House doesn't even know the words of. So whenever they stay at eachother's place, they shower like it's their guilty pleasure and Wilson feels like a really fucking masculine guy and House lets his inner diva shine!!

Wilson buys House one of those reversible squid plushies as a joke and House dismissively tosses it on his desk and it sits there on the angry side for days

but then Wilson comes in after House solves his case and he notices that while the squid hasn't moved, it's been flipped to the happy side

phil just casually sitting there muching his fudge and drinking his tea while dan is running for his life is so fucking funny he's truly embracing the passenger princess life

also I love that suzanne wrote katniss and haymitch in first person pov but with coryo she was like “third person for you… you get some distance, creep.”

seriously WHAT was the reason to lean in like that