Wonder how long it’s gonna be until David realizes the only reason the pack was invited to the Summit was so Sweetheart would be there too
HII LOL
Special thanks to the discord svr for help!
lasko : cannot order pizza did you SEE that date?!
damien : jalapeño and half a bottle of spice
huxley : meat lover pizza (cus he's 🏳️🌈)
caelum : pizza bagel enjoyer
gavin : sasuage pizza
hudson : supreme with no olives
david : cheese. (refuses to let angel get toppings so they have to buy two pizzas)
milo : margarita
asher : spicy pepperoni with jalapeños
guy : pepperoni (but he get domino max's rustic pizza cookies) ((+ discounts))
geordi : just get cheese and garlic bread to cry with
vincent : golden pizza with truffles
sam : meat lovers (cus darlin 😎😍🥰😘)
echo : thinks hes better then pizza
hush : cheese & anchovies with no sauce
alexis : goes to italy just to get pizza (then eats it with a knife and fork and gets her neck snapped like spaghetti)
porter : pineapple
quinn : his own di- glow stick
kody : burnt pizza
adam : pizza with sauce before the cheese
(special add)
Barchium : doesn't know what Pizza is
Just so you know even the creator ships that "13 year old boy and 10000 year old demon"
Doesn't make it ok
RB if your blog is a safe, accepting space for asexuals!
zeus: your boy is out of control. he’s down there creating storms and tsunamis and causing mass chaos. i think you need to-
poseidon: LOOK AT HIM GO! HAHA LOOK LOOK LOOK HE JUST DROWNED THAT ENTIRE ARMY OF MONSTERS
zeus: that’s not-
poseidon: OMG LOOK HES CAUSING A LITTLE EARTHQUAKE NOW! YES! GOOD! NOW USE YOUR SWORD TO- YES THATS IT SON!!
zeus:
poseidon: DROWN THEM ALL!! SHAKE THE GROUND!! FLOOD THE WHOLE AREA!! SINK IT TILL IT’S GONE!!
zeus: brother you need to-
poseidon: you’re just jealous.
zeus:
poseidon: he’s wonderful.
zeus: he’s-
zeus:
zeus: is he… doing the macarena?
poseidon: yes
poseidon: he likes to get on the nerves of his enemies. he also is physically incapable of staying serious for too long
zeus:
poseidon: i’ve never loved one of my children this much
here’s the closeted furries “hey man… can u bum me a cig” and “the one uncle nobody invites to the family reunion but SOMEONE keeps telling him where it is anyways”
if you want an idea of what john is like, imagine hau from pokemon sumo
ALSO the ppl who kept asking me for trans thomas art, HERE he’s trans in this au (;
ft John:
touya and shoto’s friends
THE VOICES
You should totally join my cool atla discord server!!
There's not many members yet but I'd like to change that! I think we've got a pretty cool theme going on and a ton of channels that deserve some use! I kindly ask that if you're also obsessed with avatar the last Airbender that you join my discord server
darlin: sam and david are always telling me i'm not invincible but in the same breath say "how are you still alive..?" idk man maybe I'M INVINCIBLE
The most bizarre thing is listening to my friend scroll through my Tumblr posts
Like
Stop it.
Your not ment to do that.