Starryravine - Sopping Wet Cat

I love how some Electric Dreams advertisements were like "THIS COMPUTER IS FREAKY!!! POLYAMARY BETWEEN A GIRL, A GUY, AND A COMPUTER!"

and then other advertisements were "this is an EVIL computer who will steal your girl and fucking cuck you and ruin your life!"

Transfem android that's simultaneously very euphoric but also very concerned that the batteries stored on their chest are getting larger

he's got the look 👀

Can I just say that I wanna kiss this man so FUCKING hard? Put my hands on his chest and mess around with his nipple ring?? Like, that's not gonna make anyone upset right?

Like, I want this man to ram into me as we're making love at like 4 AM. And whisper praises into my ear as he's thrusting so slowly and deeply....

haha funny computer

Half his tit hanging out… whore

such cutie pies….. so adorable….. just wanna give them a kissie on the forehead….

Tan line, oh yeah

uuuuughh...mm me ahh uhhh.... mmm mmhhn nn mhaa ah Yea yea

woah ... hey bbg

My mom kept complaining that all of a sudden the Beatles are back and they're fucking everywhere and they're so obnoxious and were practically having an orgy in her garden under a cucumber leaf and that's when I realized she meant spotted cucumber beetles and not Paul McCartney