STOP IT!!!

It's unfair that I have to be at work instead of being a cockwarmer for Slash

Transfem android that's simultaneously very euphoric but also very concerned that the batteries stored on their chest are getting larger

oh … am I interrupting something boys ?

I can't get this out of my head okay so imagine laying in bed with slash and just rambling about anything like aliens dogs whatever and he's just sitting there listening

Slash would be such a good listener dude 😩

Like he actually is tho and has talked about it a few times he just likes learning cough cough autism and likes listening to people go on about their day and stuff

He would literally just lay there with you and probably like give you a massage totally not just trying to grab your tits or anything

Slash getting all blushy and kicking his feet at the scary sleepover (2017)

Okay but like imagine literally sleeping with him, just being wrapped up in his arms all cozy. I need it

Holy Slash Piss would have astronomical results. I don’t know what but, it would be amazing and potentially cause great devastation

Personally, I’d drink it

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If humans are 70% water I could theoretically drink enough holy water to be 70% holy

Holy Slash Piss… do you see where I’m doing with this?

cd hole perfect size for tdick

jiggle jiggle