There's No Love On Pretty Much Any Site For The Iron Tower Trilogy, So I'm Here To Bring Up The Fandom

One chance with her pls.

Grond my beloved

tolkien fans are insufferable because you'll agree to watch the movies with them and then seven hours in they'll say "omg my favourite character is about to appear!" and it's a fucking siege weapon

I hate that it works so well

Petition for Paul Dano to play Snufkin if they ever make a live action Moomin movie.

Allosaurus Eoraptor

Your honor, I plead the fifth on the things @swamp-lemonade and I call Ansel Elgort past midnight.

I would never call Apple Ecla- FUCK

I would like you all to know that in the Two Towers, when Aragorn is talking to that kid before the battle the kid says he's the son of Hama. Hama is the dude that got mauled by the orc scout's warg. You see his son get torn from his mother's arms and sent to fight a battle. A battle that he's too young for and will likely die in. You see his mother lose her entire family in the span of two or so days. Idk just something I noticed.

the year is 2025

scientists are still scrambling to figure out what “zigazig ahh” is so that they can give the spice girls what they really really want

the spice girls are getting impatient

war is upon us

It's that time of year again.

The air is getting colder.

The days are getting shorter.

The people in my life have seasonal depression.

And

The

DALA HORSES ARE OUT!!

It's time to play the game of making them kith every time my mom separates them. They are in LOVE and their love story HAS TO PLAY OUT.

Every year.

Im so close to blocking people who don't mark spoilers. Bottom of the barrel people right there. Especially when movies are still in theaters or just came out on a streaming site OR hasn't even came out yet. Y'all know who you are.

Just found out how effective torturing my partner with unhinged resident evil head cannons are so I'm begging someone to drop at least one (preferably without 1st, 5th, or 6th game spoilers)

I think this game genuinely shaped my brain in some way as a child. Such a shame flash went down.

How to Raise a Dragon, by Future Proof Games

The dragon: a majestic and complex beast. How is it born? How does it live and die? Magus X. R. Quilliam’s definitive work, “How to Raise a Dragon,” describes all that is known about these great creatures.