Starlinerthemess - Just A Mess

this article is behind a paywall but i'm obsessed with the headline + photo combo

Like to charge reblog to cast

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

i am not even religious and im praying for you all

happy PRIDE i’m here i’m queer and i believe the land should be given back to the proper indigenous stewards.

Dear god. please make all superyachts explode tomorrow. amen.

i couldn’t fit it in but a bonus level is: i hope trump doesn’t die just yet bc it could affect the election/i would like him to experience intense suffering first/it’s fine if trump dies but only if pence does too.

DO 👏 NOT 👏 SIT 👏 THE 👏 2020 👏 ELECTION 👏 OUT 👏 JUST 👏 CAUSE 👏 YOU 👏 DON’T 👏 LIKE 👏 BIDEN 👏

Jackpot

KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FIRE!!