Meirl

Happy one year anniversary 5th November 2020

what a week huh?

ok this is a bop 🎶✨

breaking news: prince philip, the dad from the royal family, is a nasty little thottie. and he just died from making it clap on instagram

One time I was hooking up with this guy and he wanted to try handcuff play, I was like sure I’ve never done it why not. so we are doing stuff and I’m handcuffed and then he stops, and just kinda looks at me. he then gets his keys and uncuffs me and I ask him what’s wrong. He tells me I’m too pretty to die and then tells me to get out of his house and then blocks me and I’m still kinda freaked out about it years later

I’ve finally managed to make a vine compilation short enough that Tumblr will let me post it!

Just a normal day 

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