I Was High Off My Ass Last Night And Had This Dream Where I Was In This Dense Ass Forest And Sitting

Here lies starlight. She was talking too much

I mean it's not wrong

Here lies Asia. They are not going to be able to make it.

ok this is a bop 🎶✨

zeus: zeus

fucks sake

Are you telling me that the Teletubbies have, canonically, fucked? Because I am very uncomfortable with that information.

“Colorism isn’t real.”

The idea of being a villain in Pokémon is SO FUNNY like youre in this word where you have little creatures that are powered by good vibes and friendship and you can bond with them and play with them and stuff and you’re like no I think we need to establish an organized crime ring or blow up the planet or both

somebody once trolled me, successfully rickroll’d me

Hamilton in the last lap