Peak Sexy In The Future Is Wearing Upholstery And There's Nothing You Can Do About It

Peak Sexy In The Future Is Wearing Upholstery And There's Nothing You Can Do About It

Peak sexy in the future is wearing upholstery and there's nothing you can do about it

the Star Trek fandom always acts like either Riker or Kirk is the god of rizz in the Star Trek universe, and it's bullshit, when Quark exists right there.

he was literally pulling klingon widowers, cardassian enemies of state, trans ferengi, vulcan terrorists, amorphous he/they shape shifters. he constantly had men chasing after him too.

Kirk's womanizing ways were vastly overstated by people whose memories are clouded by age, and Riker's repertoire was the most generic humanoid hotties out there, whose personalities were basically omg i'd love to have sex with you do you like my skimpy outfit.

Quark was pulling much harder just by virtue of the fact that all of his pulls were people who had a good reason to not get involved with him at all, but couldn't resist in the end.

seriously. cardassian political scientist that hates him, ferocious klingon warrior who just wants to use him for political reasons, a trans ferengi who doesn't want to be outed, a Vulcan terrorist who REALLY shouldn't be helping him but does, and a cop.

he has that much rizz, mk?

trust me. I'm a scientist.

I have the qualitative data to back this up.

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I had a lot of fun drawing out this little sequence from @alphacygni-8‘s Especially the Lies, though perhaps it’s a little bit spoilery! 


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6 months ago

He's gay he's a patholical liar he's a political exile his boyfriend is the stations wannabe pass around party twink who can't actually get anyone to pass him around or party

11 months ago
Billy Dee Williams (Star Wars Films)- No Text Propaganda Submitted
Billy Dee Williams (Star Wars Films)- No Text Propaganda Submitted

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Alexander Siddig (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine)- The man has aged like fine wine and we still don't have an HD Deep Space Nine because no one could handle Sid in higher-def than the 90s could provide. We'd explode from the hotness.

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Billy Dee Williams:

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Billy Dee Williams (Star Wars Films)- No Text Propaganda Submitted
Billy Dee Williams (Star Wars Films)- No Text Propaganda Submitted

Alexander Siddig:

This man is so hot, a straight man looked at him, thought how hot he was, and proceeded to try and pick him up in character. And tells everyone who will listen about it.

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Where do I even begin? Here’s a man who is beautiful inside and out, who is best loved for a character who is beautiful inside and out. As Dr. Julian Bashir for 7 seasons of Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Alexander Siddig infused gentleness, wit and humor into his role. He was originally meant to be the hot love interest, but everyone soon realized that wasn’t working out. Naive, annoying and a know-it-all, people hated Bashir (and by extension Siddig), but Sid and the writers were playing a long game, and through incredible character growth Bashir became one of Trek’s beloved characters. Oh, you want more about Siddig’s looks? Tall, slender (some people say he’s mostly leg), sparkling grey/green eyes, fluffy Black hair and cinnamony skin, with a soft British-accented voice that purrs as he’s turns on Julian’s bedside manner, but can also be sharp like glass if he needs to take the moral high-ground (which Bashir frequently does). I know people who’d be upset if I didn’t mention his long, graceful fingers either, because he’s frequently holding a patient’s hand when they need his touch most.

he was hot then and he's hot now


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4 months ago

"average star trek fan posts about lizard sex all year" factoid actualy just statistical error. average star trek fan posts about lizard sex once a year. ds9 fans, who live in caves & posts over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

2 months ago
Fanart of two Star Trek characters. Soren from TNG "The Outcast" and Pel from DS9 "Rules of Acquisition."
Soren is comically gripping Pel's shoulders tightly, teeth clenched and eyes wide, looking very intense. Pel's back is to the viewer and they aren't wearing their ear prosthetics.
Reverse shot of Pel's face looking up at Soren. Pel has a goofy expression somewhere between an awkward smile and a dead-inside stare. They are nervously playing with their fingertips.
The art is mostly monochrome, but the stripes of the trans pride flag are very faintly visible in the background of both images.

Them together DO U UNDERSTAHND

8 months ago

An interesting thing about Garak’s speech that I’ve observed-

Andrew Robinson has said that he played Garak’s speech pattern as though he had very recently learned to speak Federation Standard (maybe about a month before the show starts, while the Federation was on Terok Nor making the withdrawal negotiations).

Now, for the most part, Andrew uses close to his own natural American accent. But sometimes, Garak pronounces words like Julian does, as in with an English accent. 

Since Julian is the person Garak talks with the most, and he very recently started learning Fed Standard when they meet, Garak is picking up some of Julian’s speech patterns.

I find this a subtle and interesting connection between them.

(While on the topic, Julian and Garak pronounce each other’s names differently from how everyone else seems to).

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