Be Careful Of Asexuals Y'all, I Heard They Aren't Fucking Around

I feel like some people need to relearn Genre Expectations... "Man, this tragedy sucks!!! Why didn't they just do XYZ, then everything could have ended happily!!" well, then it wouldn't be a tragedy, would it. "Man, this lighthearted teen romcom is terrible, it's so sappy and unrealistic!!" Well, yeah. If it had been gritty and dark, it wouldn't have been a lighthearted romcom, would it. Is the writing actually bad or are you just trying to order a milkshake from a Home Depot

me, throughout various failed relationships: I'd make a better man than any of these guys

me, a decade later:

...

...

oh

(and I was fucking right too)

fucking australia’s trying to get everyone to link their government id to their social media accounts else you cant use them anymore, the actual fuck is wrong with this country

You are dropped in a Star Trek location. Spin this wheel to find out which location and this wheel to find out who you are with.

Trektober Day 2 - Monsters & Magic. I think Worf would enjoy D&D but be a bit of a nightmare player.

Do NOT move to deep space nine they WILL ask you to join their fucked up polycule !!!

@ the people who think all nbs are teenagers