They Are Playing Pretty Pretty Princess And Spreading Gossip

2x18 - Profit and Loss

the lizard and the twink compel me. not just because of the chemistry and the drama and the banter

we have middle aged paranoid trauma queen. he's bitchy and mean and so so sad. he loves fashion and gardening and bombs. his father was reptile himmler. he was groomed to be a killer. he's sentimental and unable to be sincere. he tortured people until he couldn't stomach it anymore. he had a drug addiction that almost killed him. he's pathetic and a little creepy

we also have pretty boy himbo supergenius. he's kind and silly and so so angry. he loves tennis and playing dress-up and medical malpractice. he is dr. Frankenstein (on request only). he's idealistic and unable to live up to his own morals. he keeps dating his patients. he tortured a dying man with a mind probe. he was designed to be a legacy. he's horny and a little desperate

and you'd think they'd be an explosion of terror when they're together, but no. it implodes and fizzles out. they eat chocolates and discuss Shakespeare insincerely and probably cuddle. they just enjoy each other's company

they're still toxic and dysfunctional and a little off-putting to be around. they are everyone else's problem. they're dangerous tools to be wielded by others. but when they're together, they even each other out. and they just get to dysfunctionally function.

and I think that's beautiful

I wanna see my little boy

uh

I'm learning about the "Type B" Cardassian uniform, and-

and I just-

Why

Why are they trying so hard to be sexy and covering themselves in Cardussys?

... Oh

I see

i'm watching ds9 in italian for the first time, I got to the point where Julian meets garak for the first time.

I don't know if "enjoyable company" is an actual euphemism for sexual intercourse in the english language, but "gradevole compagnia", which is what garak says in the italian dubbing, DEFINITELY IS.

Drawsome Jadiza

Drawsome is a public canvas site, that regularly freezes, kicks you out or straight up deletes all your progress. It limits you to a round brush, where pressure pen just makes it worse. There is no transform tool, layers or bucket tool and people vandalize each other's art frequently. It is also very fun!!!

+some sneak peaks blender is hell

cunty DS9 magazine covers save me

This is so stupid