Being Nonbinary And A Fan Of Non-human Creatures Isn’t Easy. Like I’m Constantly Struggling With

you do not miss them btw. you miss the version of them you created in your head to which they never lived up to

this image needs to be a museum. its like a beautiful relic of scp fandom culture to me

The other day I had a really good idea for a story:

A high school Shakespeare club angrily splits into two groups when they can’t agree on the correct interpretation of Romeo and Juliet. One group thinks it’s a cautionary tale about the stupidity of youth and shallow lust; the other group think it’s a beautiful tragedy about poisonous hatred conquered by love. Reconciliation seems impossible-

-then a person from one group falls in love with a person from the other

LET me on the bed i promise i wont lay on top of you and squish u under my big dog weight please ple please please let me up i promise i'll lay only on a fair amount of bed for me and not take up all the space :3 please pleas (lying)

It would be real fucked up if anteaters and aardvarks and armadillos and pangolins were all like herons. Instead of like themselves the trundlers

he can infodump so deep inside me I'll have trivia running down my leg

Jock werewolf bully will just one day announce you two are dating and exclusive now and you have absolutely no say in it. you're his partner now. suck it up and deal.

Then later he bites you hard on the neck and again just sort of tells you that you're his mate for life now. He's chilled out a lot since when you first met him but he's still bossy and a bit of a bully if he doesn't get his way.

Years and years from now he'll fondly talk about how he loved you from the moment you two met and how you two were high school/college sweethearts and he was the popular jock dating a cute nerd and you are left spinning wondering if he remembers what he was like back then at all.

What if we just switched Mei Mei and Nanami?

Would’ve loved to watch her blow up while Nanami’s reading some books safely in Malaysia like he deserves.

Hello, you.

laptop overheating?? pour water on it to cool it down!