New Crow Time! It’s The Hound Knight. He’s A Good Boy!!!

i like to call this girls who are normal about power lines & telephone poles (lying)

so what if I sucked his dick. his knuckles were split and bloody from defending my safety and my honour what else was I supposed to do

im laughing so hard because no matter what song you listen to 

spiderman dances to the beat

no matter what song ive been testing it and lauing my ass off for an hour

i’ll say it til the cows come home but as undeniably strange as the star wars prequels are, george lucas’ direction with anakin was downright fucking inspired. people were waiting for whatever badass backstory lucas was sure to give them, awaiting a naturally intimidating actor with rogueish charm to be cast, waiting for this masterpiece of badass villainy or whatever, and george lucas is like no, no, i’ve got you. and then he finds the one man on the planet who looked babier than baby mark hamill and says, “his main personality trait will be being weird and awkward, secondary personality trait loving his wife, tertiary personality trait being incredibly good at murder, and all of these traits will do battle on the silver screen for three movies until they all win in possibly the worst way.” that fucking rules. george lucas could’ve done anything with darth vader and he willingly, enthusiastically chose mentally unstable college student who is somehow married but his only friend is his kind-of dad. that fucking rules, top down, that’s fucking exquisite. if you don’t think that premise is inherently entertaining you’ve got no taste

HOWL'S MOVING CASTLE ハウルの動く城 dir. Hayao Miyazaki

PLEASE UNMUTE THIS. PLEASE. 

submissive in the way a livestock guardian dog is submissive to the sheep it kills wolves for

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