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To be loved is to be changed

It’s about time my big handsome half-orc got an outfit update. Time for lover-boy to embrace his bard side. 

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submissive in the way a livestock guardian dog is submissive to the sheep it kills wolves for

so what if I sucked his dick. his knuckles were split and bloody from defending my safety and my honour what else was I supposed to do

The real barbie is Y/n.

Y/n’s a doctor, a cop, a scientist, an agent, vet, hero, villain, astronaut, lawyer, spy, criminal, artist, chef, engineer, psychologist, architect, journalist, firefighter, event planner, mechanic, photographer, musician, actor, interior designer, bartender, fashion designer, barista, florist, forensic scientist, flight attendant, profiler, tour guide, translator, etc.

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