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sorry what

he can infodump so deep inside me I'll have trivia running down my leg

*sees a landmine* eh what the heck *steps on it and explodes*

If you see this on your dashboard, reblog this, NO MATTER WHAT and all your dreams and wishes will come true.

had a dream that I met a wizard and we fell in love and became unhealthily attached to each other so we decided to meld into one single creature together but the process was horrifically slow and painful and most of the dream was us lying in bed holding hands while lesions opened up in our skin and seeped out blue and green fluid and the wizard said "this is going to take a very very long time" and I said "that's ok"

most important thing to remember about being a woman is if youre married you have to go under the covers with your husband and laugh cutely and play wrestle so when you die to progress the narrative he can remember it in slow motion montages

Nanami Kento who, when asked what his sexual orientation is, simply responds "my wife".

worrying is like worshipping the problem