Andromeda, Out On The Rocks

Andromeda, Out On The Rocks

Andromeda, out on the rocks

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3 months ago

Ah yes, the 3 genders. Male, female, and “what the fuck are you, a cop?”

Ah Yes, The 3 Genders. Male, Female, And “what The Fuck Are You, A Cop?”
5 months ago
Costume. Chitons.
Costume. Chitons.

Costume. Chitons.


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3 months ago

do people actually read books while in the bathtub

how do you not get everything wet

3 months ago

"update" to I'm Not A Forward Thinker (<- it finally has a title [confetti rains down])

once again thinking about the dumb lil scene I wanted to add, but maybe next time NBSDVC

I'll probably talk about about it if anyone's curious (because I may never use it)

another thing, I may make a playlist for I'm Not A Forward Thinker because I've been thinking about a few songs that have Hero Gets The Guy vibes


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4 months ago

I was gonna make a joke about how I say “I need to go the circus again” the way people used to say they need to go to the sea to balance their humors. But I realized the circus balances humors too

11 months ago

Mystery Inc. meet Holmes and Watson!

Mystery Inc. Meet Holmes And Watson!
Mystery Inc. Meet Holmes And Watson!
Mystery Inc. Meet Holmes And Watson!

I am having a lot of fun with this Victorian Scooby Doo au!!

1 year ago

My friend's parents hung up their food up on like a wall hook(???) above their windows????

My Friend's Parents Hung Up Their Food Up On Like A Wall Hook(???) Above Their Windows????

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5 months ago
PANEL 1
Alfredo's sat at a soda bar with Jack being his bartender.

JACK: Looks like someone’s had a long day.

AL: And how!

PANEL 2
JACK: In that case, how about a nice, refreshing whiskey highball?

AL: Whiskey? The real deal?

JACK: Nothing but the best for my most loyal customer!


PANEL 3A
AL: Very well. Make it a double.

PANEL 3B
INSPECTOR DILLON: Excuse me…

PANEL 4A
INSPECTOR DILLON: What are you going to buy with that money, sir?
PANEL 4B
Alfredo notices 15c sandwiches on the menu.

PANEL 5
AL: Sandwiches.

INSPECTOR DILLON: Two dollars’ worth of sandwiches?

AL: That’s right. I’m hungry.

PANEL 6A
JACK: This here’s old “Sandwich Slugger” Al - always eats at least a dozen of things! What a card, am I right?
PANEL 6B
Jack turns to Al with a darkened expression.
JACK: Are you out of your mind?! There’s no way you can-

AL: Keep ‘em coming, barkeep.

Following panels feature Al demolishing a tower of sandwiches, until one last bite remains.

PANEL 9
AL: …I think this will hold me until supper.

With that, Al faints and falls on the ground with a thud.

PANEL 11
JACK: Al, you idiot! You know processed meat gives you indigestion!
Why’d you do it, Al?

Don’t leave me. Not like this!

PANEL 12
INSPECTOR DILLON (OFF PANEL): Ahem.

PANEL 13
INSPECTOR DILLON: As much as we’re impressed - and slightly horrified - by your clientele’s appetite, we do have a search to conduct.

INSPECTOR BYRD: Well, I’ll be! Canadian whiskey! The boss is gonna love this.


PANEL 14
Shot of Jack, handcuffed in a police car. In the background Al is being hauled away by the ambulance.
A True Story From 1928 With A Few Artistic Embellishments.
A True Story From 1928 With A Few Artistic Embellishments.
A True Story From 1928 With A Few Artistic Embellishments.
A True Story From 1928 With A Few Artistic Embellishments.
A True Story From 1928 With A Few Artistic Embellishments.
A True Story From 1928 With A Few Artistic Embellishments.
A True Story From 1928 With A Few Artistic Embellishments.
A True Story From 1928 With A Few Artistic Embellishments.
A True Story From 1928 With A Few Artistic Embellishments.
A True Story From 1928 With A Few Artistic Embellishments.
A True Story From 1928 With A Few Artistic Embellishments.
A True Story From 1928 With A Few Artistic Embellishments.
A True Story From 1928 With A Few Artistic Embellishments.
A True Story From 1928 With A Few Artistic Embellishments.
A True Story From 1928 With A Few Artistic Embellishments.

A true story from 1928 with a few artistic embellishments.

(And starring my disaster boys Jack and Al, of course)

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