Stalemacaroni - Macaroni

what’s the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a pot of glue?

Me: "oough. why do I feel so bad."

Also Me: *has eaten nothing but candy all day*

Dracula (1931) is a thoroughly enjoyable film.

It's so silly, especially Renfield's moments of deranged laughter.

"Can't you be serious?"

Being serious is bad for my health, actually!

Friendly reminder that almost half of the states in the U.S. have same day registration! This means you can go to the polling center for your location, register there, and cast your vote same day. So if you are over 18, are a U.S. citizen, and live in one of the states listed below, it is not too late to register and vote! I’m going to put notes for some of the states where voting is extra important due to the political climate of the state.

California

Colorado

Connecticut

D.C.

Hawaii

Idaho

Illinois

Iowa - recent polls indicate state could flip from red to blue

Maine

Maryland

Michigan

Minnesota

Montana

Nevada

New Hampshire

New Mexico

New York

North Carolina - swing state! Could go red or blue

North Dakota - voter registration not required

Utah

Vermont

Virginia

Washington

Wisconsin - swing state! Could go red or blue

Wyoming

You can go here for more info on voter registration

usa.gov

How to register to vote | USAGov

Use vote.gov to register to vote in federal, state, and local elections. If you’re a U.S. citizen living abroad, see how you can register an

I also have a huge list of voting resources here

i want. a cicada on one arm and a crayfish on the other

This counts as vent art.

First image of a tardigrade (1773)

the secret to life is always having something to look forward to