Stalemacaroni - Macaroni

Superman desperately scanning the street during a fight to find the most morally acceptable car to throw at his opponent, knowing that not everybody has insurance, and loss of transportation can ruin a life -

A wave of incredible relief washes over him as he spots the hard geometric lines and silver paintless sheen of a Cybertruck.

Important message for Texans:

Yet another completely preventable death has occurred, sadly part of a trend.

The Independent

Texas woman’s miscarriage care was delayed due to state laws. She died 3 days later

She isn’t the only woman to have died due to confusing laws surrounding reproductive care

Dozens of women are dying, and hundreds more are suffering under Texas' abortion ban. Do not vote for Ted Cruz if you value these people's lives. This should never have happened in the first place and must not continue. Vote on November 5th to end this.

NBC News

A dramatic rise in pregnant women dying in Texas after abortion ban

Exclusive analysis finds the rate of maternal deaths in Texas increased 56% from 2019 to 2022, compared with just 11% nationwide during the

Them: "The worst she can say is no."

Her: "Your body betrays your degeneracy."

Physically abusing your children: BROKE

Telling them of the schmidalflapper: WOKE

Sometimes I think about how easy it is to fuck up a kid.

Like. I could just lie to them constantly--

Tommy, my fictional son: *holding an apple* What's this, Baba?

Me: Ah, that right there is a schmidalflapper.

Chop you up in little cubes and put you in the soup

i need to cheer myself up im gonna try to draw a shrimp from memory

*sidles out of the shadows*

*opens jacket, hands you PDFs of every Loeb classical library text in the public domain*

*also hands you links to Gutenberg.org for searchable EPUB books, LibriVox for free audiobooks, the Internet Archive library and the Perseus Digital Library*

*also, if you're under 22 and in the US, you can get a free eCard for the Brooklyn Public Library, and access their entire digital catalogue*

*slides back into shadows*

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A group of pomeranians is called a puff.