Stalemacaroni - Macaroni

A little early guys

*sidles out of the shadows*

*opens jacket, hands you PDFs of every Loeb classical library text in the public domain*

*also hands you links to Gutenberg.org for searchable EPUB books, LibriVox for free audiobooks, the Internet Archive library and the Perseus Digital Library*

*also, if you're under 22 and in the US, you can get a free eCard for the Brooklyn Public Library, and access their entire digital catalogue*

*slides back into shadows*

wheres seasons greasons

Tumblr users will black out and reblog when they see the word shrimp

There are two types of people when hearing the "Why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food" joke for the first time:

1) What? What are you trying to say? This makes no sense.

And

2) ...I hate that I understand this

Once you realize that all interactions are transactional on a fundamental level, life becomes so much easier

What it feels like trying to explain polyamory to literally anybody.

I'm delirious

I'll probably redo the texturing someday, I was slightly distracted because I was in a vc with some freaks at 1am

I kind of just wanted to make that table

in stars and soup :tm:

Uhhhhhhhh that seems bad

cbsnews.com

RFK Jr.'s autism study to amass medical records of many Americans

The autism study is planning to link confidential data "with broad coverage in the U.S. population" in one place for the first time.