I Need You To Know This Is The Most Followers I Have Ever Fucking Gotten At Once Like Its Been Almost

Tumblr releasing a very corporately worded product plan to a community that threatens murder-suicide when the color blue in the background changes slightly: "I'm sure this will be met with a reasonable response."

How is this something to brag about? Truck drivers shouldn't be working 70 hours a week. Overworked truck drivers are a danger to themselves and everyone around them. This is a reason for truck drivers to unionize and demand fewer hours, not a reason to judge people who complain about working 40.

The fact that there’s an actually functional website for the library of Babel is one of those things that fucks me up more and more the more I think about the implications.

fun fact: basically every mod on r/legaladvice is a cop. if you see a bunch of comments in a row that have been deleted for “offering bad advice”, you can replace “reddit” in the url with “ceddit” to see the same page with all the deleted comments still there, and roughly half the time the “"bad advice”“ is literally anything that suggests that maybe OP shouldn’t trust the cops

I'm reverse Sissy puss someone tied me up to a boulder sent it tumbling down and I've been falling downward ever since

sorry for not answering messages for three thousand years i have. Stew. in place of a brain. you know how it is

just like me fr

Wie cool ist das! (They took the creature)