Me On My Way To Shout Off The Top Of My Lungs "ROLL FOR DICK SIZE" As My Dad Walks By The Table

the one trope that never fails to Get Me is normal butch x insane femme

im like if there was someone who never knew what was happening or going on

btw my entire perception of who someone is comes from their profile picture. Like if there's a cat in your pfp you're just a cat to me. That's how it is

real

Me, calling in to my shift supervisor: Gooooooood morning! Are we ready for another super splendiferous day with the public?! 😀

Her: That is too much energy

Me: It iiiiiis fake!! 😀

Her: Still too much energy

Who makes the porn bots. Where do they come from. What do they hope to achieve.

Why is this heat so hot 😩