Croissant manatee 🥐
it genuinely makes me sad that “happy wife, happy life” is a phrase that means “I make my wife happy because if I don’t she’ll be annoying and fuck up my day” when it should mean “I keep my wife happy because seeing her smile genuinely makes my heart light up with mirth, I love hearing her joyful laugh, I love making her happy”
"This pain will linger with me still, I pray this too shall pass."
Found an old gold lighter (though I have no memory of ever buying it) and thus naturally I had no choice but to engrave it into Arthur Lester's This too shall pass lighter. Divine intervention at its finest. I have yet to put any lighter fluid in it but alas
I started using Head and Shoulders ten years ago for itchy scalp and dandruff, and then for ten years I have not had itchy scalp and dandruff, so I thought “why do I still buy shampoo to combat itchy scalp and dandruff when I do not have itchy scalp and dandruff,” so I stopped buying the shampoo for itchy scalp and dandruff and can you guess I have now? Can you predict what currently afflicts me? It’s alright if you can’t because apparently I fuckin couldn’t either
Fred Hampton Jr visiting his father on Father’s Day…his grave is annually shot by local police
Vaguely remembered I have a tumblr?
Some Huntress Wizard/Finntress from the past year or so - seems to be what's still most actively getting notes on here lol