In Order To Combat The Homophobia "allegations" I Think Chris Pratt Should Come Out As Bi And Fabricate

in order to combat the homophobia "allegations" I think chris pratt should come out as bi and fabricate an entire fake narrative about him and chris hemsworth being lovers (chris hemsworth starts going by hemmy so that they aren't a chris4chris couple). pratt says that they wanted to tongue kiss on the set of the new thor movie but big marvel silenced them, and #ShowtheKiss starts trending on twitter in support of their brave statement. the two of them get so caught up in this lie that it persists for several years, culminating in them getting married as a publicity stunt before chris pratt ultimately breaks down and comes out as homophobic, divorcing chris hemsworth and posting several angry twitter threads insulting him. instead of coming clean though, chris hemsworth doubles down on the lie and releases a very emotional notes app tweet about how chris pratt shattered his heart during this stressful and complicated divorce. he says that he can no longer go by "chris" or "hemmy" because both of those names remind him too much of his lost love, so he starts going by "sworth" exclusively to cope. of course, the internet collectively loses their shit over the situation and chris pratt's name is permanently ruined as a result, since he has now been labelled the man that made it so sworth can never love again.

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“The songs of the other side”

As the Overworld, the Nether have their own culture and believes, but sometimes the two cultures end up influencing each other, being one of the belief the “Corruption by eyes.”

The belief of the “evil” of an individual comes from their eyes, since they are the ones who interact with the “mortal world.”

While Eryn explains it literally (to the point of the idea to destroy the eyes to purify) it has a more philosophic meaning. 

Referring to the ones who only life or are forced to one point of view, are doom to “evil”, since they aren’t able to empathize with others causing conflicts or fights between families, love ones or communities. 

Being the phrase: “Eyes are corrupt by nature, they are evil, they only see the mortal world”

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- Eyes are corrupt by nature, they are evil: We are born with a point of view, we only have our own experience to go on, and this experience may blind us to others. 

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From here became the expression: “Clean your eyes.” As a “Get in my shoes.” 

But as we can see, Eryn and Tommy take it literally… They’re like nine, so it’s fine.

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