Father Son Bonding Time :3

Was about to say I’m ready to be normal about r/place ending but then someone sends this and I am no longer normal

sometimes you just gotta read something and say “i literally don’t care” aloud and move on

my first decree… as president of l’manberg… the EMPEROR OF THIS GREAT COUNTRY… is to make HETEROSEXUALITY ILLEGAL

👁️👁️

i wish i knew you when i was young

“wish i knew you” the revivalists // “the great believers” rebecca m // “it’s a miracle we ever met” hallie bateman // @poeticsuggestions // word of honor/山河令 , 天涯客/ faraway wanderers // hustlers (2019), lorene scafaria // “tim i wish you were born a girl” montreal // @dogmotifs // “come under the covers” walk the moon

Me : *hears a noise while being home alone*

the Twitch chat in my brain : 

dont care didnt ask plus your wizard cap is cheaply made whilst mine is a fine silk

having a husband: epic

having a husband that "cooks" like a 1950s housewife with unlimited access to jello packets and also a face that makes you feel bad for turning down anything he offers you: not epic

DHMUUUUU LISTEN TO THEM!!!! George being absolutely tired of dream ... his little hiccupy laugh paired with dreams freakin guffaws....