thanks to this workplace harassment training video my coworkers and I now say this to each other on a near-daily basis
exile arc but every day someone puts on a blonde wig and red n white t shirt and takes Tommy’s place as they all try to gaslight Dream
quackity: Hello it is me tommyinnit
dream: you aren’t tommyinnit and you don’t look or sound like him
quackity: *in a British accent* hello it is me tommyinnit
dream: tubbo I can see that it’s you
tubbo, wearing the ugliest blonde wig known to man: what? im tommyinnit. here I’ll prove it I just need some flint n steel and the location of your house
dream: are you ghostbur?
ghostbur: yes!
Phil: oh I forgot to tell you! Tommy’s street name is ghostbur. that’s why he said that :)
dream:
dream: oh hi “Tommy” why is your hair blue?
jack manifold, who didn’t own any other wigs: I’m going through a mid life crisis
dream: Ranboo I can see that you’re an enderman
ranboo, wearing a red and white suit: im tommyinnit. I remember everything. i can definitely swim mhm mhm
Dream: you aren’t even wearing the red and white. you’re just another blonde guy
purpled, a paid actor: wdym didn’t you know there’s only one blonde person ever. im tommyinnit
dream: technoblade what I meant to think of this
technoblade, wearing a sign that says ‘im tommyinnit’: well most people think I’m annoying at first
dream: you’re literally a pig
technoblade: that’s kinda rude to say about the British
Dream: how are you here. you’re dead.
glatt, who pierced the veil of life and death in order to make fun of tommy: no im tommyinnit. pogchamp or something
greatest dsmp phenomenon is c!wilbur becoming 50 times more homosexual after being in the equivalent of a sensory deprivation tank for 13 years
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hi i have seen your jacket! im keeping it though
Ok awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I hope You get tetanus!!!!!!!!!!! And i mean that I think !!!!!!!!!!!!! G
They say judas is in hell because he betrayed jesus but thats actualy a misconception, that was gods plan and so he didnt do anything wrong. Judas however IS in hell because god thinks he made his son gay
george in golden hour......... ✨❤️
permanent emotional damage
everyone shut up this is the cutest thing ive ever seen
dont care didnt ask plus your wizard cap is cheaply made whilst mine is a fine silk
they’re just chillin 😎