I Wasn't Expecting You At All

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Art by flogging moll

being a phannie in 2024 is so cool because dan and phil post a video and the notification and title give you psychic damage. and then you see the thumbnail and it punches you right in the chest. and then you watch the video and it is 20-30 minutes of psychologically harrowing twink flirtation. and THEN you go on tumblr and reblog 200-300 posts about how happy and free dan and phil are in the video and it's like being shot.

(pt 1/2)

Whatever you do, don’t think about how someday, Michael will emerge from the place he’s hidden away in to a world where his dad doesn’t exist anymore, and he won’t be able to truly know why. Don’t think about how c!Tubbo has to go home to an empty mansion, and sit alone and think about how the last conversation he had with his husband wasn’t necessarily a good one, and now they’ll never resolve whatever was wrong that day. Don’t think about how c!Tommy named “Tubbo and Ranboo” as his friends when c!Dream asked, and now he now has to deal with the fact that one of the only people he felt was there for him when nobody else was, is gone. Don’t think about how c!Wilbur is inside of a burger van somewhere, wondering where his employee and his new friend, the person who believed he wasn’t a bad person, who believed in him, is. Don’t think about how c!Fundy will likely hear the news of what happened in front of the prison and come to the realization that he never got the chance to make up with somebody who used to be his best friend. Don’t think about how Enderchest sits in darkness somewhere, waiting for an owner to return to her that never will.

Because if you do, like me, you might be a tad bit saddened.

to anyone who missed it:

blorbo - a favourite character

glup shitto - star wars names are fucking nonesense

eeby deeby - youre going to hell

plinko horse - a horse that was stuck in a plinko board

scrimblo bimblo - super smash bro fans can be very angry when characters aren't in a game

me: :((

spring: 🌼 ° 🌱 ۫ ☁️ ⊹ 🌷 🕊 * ִ ۫ 🐝 . ° 🌾 * 🌞 ⊹ ❀ 🍃 .🌿 * . 🌻 ° . 𖧷 ࣪ ᳝ ࣪ 🦋. * . ⊹ 🐛 •. * 🐞° ❁ ࣪ ᳝ ࣪ 🍃 .🌈 * . 🐌. * 🌳 ꕥ ᳝🐿️ 🍄 ⊹ 🌱 ࣪ ᳝ ࣪ 🧚🏻‍♀️ • 💐 * . ✿ ° 🌷 * . 🌲

me: :))

umm… gneep?