“Feed Your Local Coyotes That Burrito You Were Gonna Throw Away!” Said The Totally Not Suspicious

imagine dating me because you think i'm cute and then BANG 36 missed calls 67 double texts and 10 voicemails

i’m such a “i want your attention” but “won’t bother you” kinda person

It has been 2 weeks since the rapture [I got front stuck] the rest of the world is abandoned and quiet [I can’t hear my head mates] I fear I shall not survive this harsh climate alone as the sickness sets in [I’m not built for being alone, please come back and hold my hand I am not being a brave boy about it]

Links to my free sewing patterns! - big manta ray - smaller manta ray - monster friend (those monsters with horns I’ve been making lately, but without horns) - pie slice - Fred, the Fish of Minimal Effort - tiny cat (aka Jiji) - mini mothman - whale shark/donut whale shark - juggling frog/toad (aka my smallest, simplest frog pattern of the three I’ve made) - large frog - tiny hedgehog - minecraft bee - minecraft zombie - blorbo - Strawberry Hearts quilt pattern - starfish - little octopus

@sammyplaz BABE OMG BABE ITS YOU :0!?!!?

✦Alpha Pride Flag✦

(Yet again the image is blurry because Tumblr is a clown, but okay). If you don't know what a Miscecanis or haven't seen the original Miscecanis Pride Flag click here to see the flag. And here for the original Miscecanis post.

✦The meaning of the colours and shapes✦

✦Gold: Symbolizes Community. For an Alpha there's nothing more important than their pack. The community they nurture and love is the backbone of all Alphas. ✦Yellow: Symbolizes Protection. This is the core of all Alphas. An Alpha yearns to protect. Protect their loved ones, their children, their parents, their pack, themselves. The desire to protect that which is valuable to oneself is what drives Alphas to be Alpha. ✦White: Symbolizes Pride. The honesty and pride in oneself to be who they truly are as a miscecanis Alpha. ✦Blue: Symbolizes Honor. May sound a little knightly but Alphas, shall strive to be Honourous, honest and kind to those they protect and those they don't know. An Alpha who is rotten in character is no Alpha at all. It also symbolizes afab Alphas. ✦Cyan: Symbolizes Resiliance. Perseverance and strenght are the base of an Alpha's character. It also symbolizes amab Alphas.

✦Purple: Symbolizes Unity. Unity as a community, as a dynamics and as a miscecanis community. ✦Triangle: It Symbolizes the original Three Dynamics, as welll as the letter A for Alpha.

✦Elongated Star: Symbolizes the Dynamics as the "ruling" dynamics at first. Even if this is not entirely true. Any dynamics can rule, but Alphas are hystorically associated with the rulling dynamics, so the elongated star shows this legacy we were left with, and for better or worse shall carry. I hope Y'all liked it. Check out the other flags here: Miscecanis Pride Flag. Omega Pride Flag. Beta Pride Flag. Dynamifluid/Other Dynamics Pride Flag.

*No reply*

Oh so you want me to kill myself?

"youd do numbers on tumblr" girl i am on tumblr and the numbers? 4

Interacting with other alterhuman/nonhuman/therian/etc is actually rewiring my brain. I am getting weirder. It is too late to stop it. Who wants to come roll in a patch of dirt with me, groom each other, and then fall asleep in my nest

What is Preheat Syndrome and do I have it?

What is preheat syndrome (PHS)? 

PHS is a recurring pattern of emotional, physical and behavioral changes in the days before your period that impact your daily life. These include but are not limited to headaches, exhaustion, bleeding, cramping, touch avoidance, back pain, joint or muscle aches, and sleeping or digestive issues.

PHS can also be experienced through euphoric symptoms including but not limited to increased body euphoria, higher motivation, quicker thinking, and hyperactivity.

What's the difference between PHS and regular preheat symptoms?

The most specific difference is that PHS symptoms impact your daily life. Many of us experience preheat exhaustion, but if your exhaustion means that you are unable to go to work then it would classify as a PHS symptom.

Many omegas find being touched in advance of their heat annoying, but if being touched - and we mean even casually here, a hand on your shoulder, holding hands, scenting chastely, etc - if this physically hurts you then you should see a doctor about this as it may be a symptom of PHS and in many cases can be treated with a topical cream.

It is normal to experience spotting before your heats, however if this spotting becomes heavy bleeding, lasts for more than two days, or causes pain, please see a medical professional.

Track your symptoms

Use a heat tracking app to track your preheat symptoms. Most good apps will have options for mild-moderate-severe levels of tracking for the most common symptoms and options to add your own if yours are not there. [See our linked post for our top ten heat tracking apps!]

Heat tracking apps will usually then give you an alert that your preheat is due and the better apps will include tips to mitigate your common symptoms.

This is good for you: you can see what symptoms you get with what regularity, and notice if it's a pattern or if it's a once off

This is good for your medical provider: they can see if your symptom patterns match with common PHS patterns, and if they do they can pass you on for further diagnoses. If they don't they can still recommend ways to allieviate symptoms that are causing you undue bother.

Not everybody experiences PHS.

While the media portrayal of preheat often includes dehabilitating symptoms of preheat - and indeed heat - it is not true that every one of us who experiences a heat will experience a preheat.

Some of us will have a preheat that we do not notice but our mates or packmates do notice, for example. Some of us will not have a preheat at all, merely drop immediately into heat.

Dealing with preheat symptoms does not necessarily equate to PHS. Preheat syndrome is a medical diagnosis that can severely affect a person’s life, while preheat symptoms can feel uncomfortable but mild.

It’s important to understand the difference and know your body. Tracking your symptoms will help you learn more about your own unique experience — rather than the generalized behaviors of all people who experience heats.