Nesting Misc Emojis!!

i know we're all sick of self-care being a marketing tactic now, but i don't think a lot of us have any other concept of self-care beyond what companies have tried to sell us, so i thought i'd share my favorite self-care hand out

brought to you by how mad i just got at a Target ad

I was unaware of my own level of intelligence until I realized how ignorant everyone else was.

I like how this one is glowing like a powerful magic tome

I saw a post forever ago about using that deadname remover chrome extension and I've been using it for YEARS now and oml I forgot how much it takes me out of a story when I see Y/N besides Tundra. It's so YUMMY to not have to use my brain to think when I'm reading a fic RAFGGH

important culture exchange happening rn

I'm afraid me and the guy would not be too far off bc wtf??? I'd flip my lid too

Earlier I was scrolling Reddit and I come across a post in r/shrooms, a sub reddit dedicated to psychadelic mushrooms and frequently featuring entries from users who are posting during a trip.

A guy posts, freaking out, that the delivery person who dropped off his food had a huge snake wrapped around his neck and the snake was talking to him and tripped him out.

He shares a picture ne sneakily took of the delivery driver.

The delivery driver actually does, in fact, have a live 7 or so foot long boa constrictor draped across his shoulders.

Can you fucking image. Being blasted out of your gourd on hallucinogenic substances, getting a random knock at the door and the guy has a live gigantic snake just chilling. Your head would explode

be careful, i have heard rumors that a gorgeous mother fucker is scrolling tumblr right fucking now

the courier has delivered . . . !

the courier has delivered . . . !

no id, help appreciated

transvivisected / transdissected

transvivisected / transdissected

A transID when one identifies with / as [ having been / being ] vivisected / dissected

"Now that's a delivery service you can count on."

"Now that's a delivery service you can count on."