GIVE ME SPOILERS I LOVE BLABBERING

HELP why does turkmenite look like old, chewed bubble gum 😭😭😭😭

A collection of ✨majestic✨ rocks, and then BOOM, turkmenite 💀

I love it, even when it doesn't taste like bubble gum. It's like a pathetic little guy <3

After Bertholdt's death, his friends gave him a dignified burial, for they were the only ones who knew that he was, in fact, a bad man, but not that bad; he sometimes said “good morning” and didn't kick puppies.

Bertholdt's actions, which involved stealing Polish food, led to free food around the world, because you can't steal food when it's free. This is to prevent similar threats on a global scale. It took a long time for people to get used to the fact that butter no longer costs as much as a bar of gold.

Many Polish roads have been destroyed by Bertrumbling and are urgently in need of repair.

(I'm joking, they've always looked like that XDDDD)

Years after these tragic events, life returns to normal. Only one still remembers the man who sacrificed his life to provide free food for humanity.

He spends his days in a new, better world, dreaming of seeing his beloved one more time...

(@grubyszopiel @aleja-gwiazd-biegniemy Isayama told me that he is grateful to us for bringing to life the original storyline that he was too afraid to show. Good job guys <3)

@aleja-gwiazd-biegniemy @grubyszopiel

Everything that you thought had meaning: every majonez dekoracyjny, ciastka HIT, or jajka and kiełbasa. None of it matters as you lie hungry in your kitchen. None of it changes what a tummy ache does to a body, we all hungy. But does that mean our lives are meaningless? Does that mean that there was no point in our being born? Would you say that of our stolen food? What about their taste? Were they meaningless...?

They were NOT! Their memory serves as an example to us all! The courageous yummies! The anguished yummies! Their tastes have meaning because we the living refuse to forget them! And as we ride to certain death, we trust our successors to do the same for us! Because my Polish Tumblr mutuals do not buckle or yield when faced with the cruelty of Bertholdt Hoover!

My Polish Tumblr mutuals push forward!

My Polish Tumblr mutuals scream out!

My Polish Tumblr mutuals RAAAAAGE!

Inktober 2024 - Rhinoceros

Lore describes Srebrna as a shapeshifter with fairly limited abilities to change, but I think everyone deserves to turn into a woolly rhinoceros from time to time <3

But for real, whoever designed the woolly rhino created a masterful design <3 It was too good to survive tho ;-;

I thought the homie was a speck of dirt and almost swept the hell out of him💀

(TW little fellow spider's pictures under cut)

The first spider I caught this spring! It's probably zyzuś tłuścioch? (I don't know what it's called in English, sorry!). Love this little eight-legged fellas <3 Very active, he didn't let me take a nice photo, but that's okay, because it means my broom wasn't lethal lol

Bertwashed

Bert hate blog is immune to this little abuser's manipulations.

I am not 😔

original under cut

LOOK AT HIM GOOO!!!

Angel Reiner moving!!!!

Inktober 2024 - Sun

It may not be the most beautiful drawing I've done, but I had a great time making it xDDD A summary of this summer's weather and my honest opinion about it <3

I like to think that Stal hates the heat so much that they refuses to die to flip the sun off xDDDDDD Very much in character~

Bertholdt: *bows his head very slightly* Reiner: HELL YEAH, it's the pat him on the head time!!

i feel like bert would love head pats because he doesn't get them often since he's so tall </3

I just got back from the cinema and MY WORLD, seeing AoT on the big screen was certainly an experience and an absolutely amazing one. I'm glad I saw it. I'm also glad I saw it at my sister's house first, because honestly, I wouldn't have made it through the entire screening through tears covering the subtitles and sinus pain from crying xD I almost didn't cry! But I could hear sobs in the cinema hall, bless those poor souls LMAO Before entering the hall they handed out thick cards with sketches of scenes and I GOT HANGE!!! LOVE THAT!!! They were also giving out free Schweppes lol

@schatzii LOOK AT THISSSS hope you get one too! I also saw cards with Levi shouting “KENNYYYYY!!!” :DDDD

Do you think Hange would like Schweppes Citrus Mix? Honest opinions please

Help, this is already 10 pages long in Word, 4,858 words, 27,156 characters and there is no end in sight lmao

Is it normal “haha, I have a casual idea for an AU” event?

I'm thinking in unhealthy amounts about kind of AU where Reiner and Bertholdt stay with Scouts after their reveal and are sort of adopted by Hange (the plushies to blame). I'm mostly writing down ideas about how this happened and what the consequences could be, although I don't have a big brain like Isayama's, so I'm cooking and will probably burn the stove LMAO but I want to get it out of my head and make it other people's problem. We are just having fun folks ✨