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So, I work at an elementary school.

Today, the instructor was teaching the different variations of Cinderella.  (There’s over 900 recorded, apparently.)

A point she was making was that there is no such thing as a boy story or a girl story-even though media says otherwise-because we should let everyone enjoy whatever stories they want. (Within reason, this was for little kids.)

So, obviously, the little kids at first are like, “NUH UH, THIS IS A GIRL STORY”, but they quickly warm up to it when she says, “You’ve all read dog stories, right?  But shouldn’t only dogs read it, cuz it’s a dog story?” etc.

Anyways.

So, she was like, “So if you see a boy reading a book about...flowers..what do you say?”  To get them to come up with responses for how to deal with that.

But IMMEDIATELY these two little first-grade boys pipe up.

“Hey, I like flowers!”

The kid sitting next to him turns to him.  “Hey, I like flowers, too!”  They grinned at each other.

“Everybody likes flowers.”  And they high-fived.

And the instructor and I are just dying.  A) because it’s super cute.  B) because her point was made and C) we couldn’t have coaxed anything better out of them.

Kids are cute, it made my day so I hope it makes yours, you may continue scrolling.

In High School Musical 2 Sharpay very clearly states that they have “…Iced tea imported from England, life guards imported from Spain, towels imported from Turkey, and turkey imported from Maine.” In order to import an item, it must come from another country. The series is set in Albequerque, New Mexico, and as New Mexico and Maine are both part of the United States Of America, they cannot have their turkey imported from Maine. As most of the characters are white, and all speak English, this clearly indicates that High School Musical takes place in an alternate universe where a second Civil War has split the nation and New Mexico is no longer part of the Union, based on the fact that we never see the characters celebrate the Fourth of July. In this essay I will

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my hot take

Asthmatic: I can’t breathe.

Doctor: We have medicine!

Asthmatic: Okay great, give it-

Doctor: You just have to hold your breath!

Asthmatic: But I can’t breathe-

Doctor: Hold your breath!

Asthmatic:

Doctor:

Asthmatic:

Doctor:

Asthmatic: *dies*

If you leave your Christmas lights up year round, it’s all “oh they’re so festive” or “oh they’re just lazy”.

But I leave even one (1) skeleton in my front b yard longer than a day after Halloween and suddenly it’s all, “oh they’re crazy” and “where’d they even get that skeleton anyway why does it look so real?”

I’ll throw in another $5 for Ruby and Weiss talking in Volume 7.

*slides $5 to crwby writers*

Give me the forbidden winter-whitley interactions plz

Every single odd number has an “e” in it.

*deletes angry paragraph*

I am SICK and TIRED of seeing so much hate towards Al! Al hasn't done ANYTHING to hurt ANYONE! Al is harmless!

But I can already hear the Al haters out there!

"Al isn't original!" No shit, Sherlock! That's what we love the most about Al.

"People aren't supposed to look like that!" That sounds like a problem between you and God, and frankly, plenty of people like the way Al looks.

"Al is just too WEIRD!" Have you ever thought that you might be to NORMAL to actually appreciate Al?

I think you all need to apologize to Al right now!

APOLOGIZE TO HIM

APOLOGIZE TO WEIRD AL RIGHT NOW!

May: hey guys have you seen Fiona?

Joanna: She’s in the other room crying but just give her some space for now

May: why is she crying?

Robyn: she‘s sad because snakes don’t have any arms

Fiona in the other room crying louder: WHYYY!!!

My siblings and I shouldn’t watch movies...

Officer: *points at lineup* Who did it?

Me: It was the bear.

Officer: CUFF HIM!

Other Officer: *sobbing* The cuffs won’t fit!  They keep sliding off!