Yelizaveta 100% Collects Those God-awful Ugly Ceramic Cat Figurines.

y'all got beef with yeliza I see

xenomorph in ALIEN: ROMULUS fede alvarez, 2024

「   RP MEME :  RANDOM DIALOGUE 2.0   」     * change pronouns as needed. based on this generator. 

‘ how about i take you home? ’

‘ who do you fight for? ’

‘ you can relax. we’re safe here.’ 

‘ are you threatening me? ’

‘ i told you to leave me out of this. ’

‘ i guess it runs in the family, huh? ’

‘ you’re leaving already? ’

‘ that sounds dangerous. i’m in!’ 

‘ what do you wish for? ’

‘ you look like you just saw a ghost.’ 

‘ don’t look at me like that. ’

‘ we can just sit here. we don’t have to talk.’ 

‘ you can’t get rid of me that easy. ’

‘ do you want something for the pain? ’

‘ can i have some cash? ’

‘ i know you’re dangerous, but i also know you won’t hurt me.’ 

‘ that’s quite a scratch you’ve got there.’ 

‘ when was the last time you slept? ’

‘ i know who you are. i know what you’ve done. ’

‘ you’re being followed. pretend you know me.’ 

‘ you never should’ve left. ’

‘ i think i’m getting sick. ’

‘ snap out of it! ’

‘ yes i killed them, but i did it for you.’ 

‘ don’t treat me like a child. ’

‘ how does it feel to be in love? ’

‘ surprised to run into you here. ’

‘ how many people have you killed? ’

‘ i didn’t want to come, but i need your help. ’

‘ i know i’m not the person you want, but i’m here. ’

hands hands hands hands 🫶

listen . . . eliza really is a cryptid. hear me out. from afar, there is nothing special about her: your eyes do not linger, almost as if compelled to look away, to forget her. it’s only up close, and when she allows you to, that you find out there is something . . . different about her. she’s almost too beautiful --------- the way she carries herself is effortless, like her body doesn’t react to things the way bodies should. it’s the blink and you miss it kinda thing, a weird reflection in ice blue eyes, a smile with too many teeth, fangs sharp and ready. your body knows she is danger before your mind does.

yeliza: yeah ... sex is cool, but have you ever fucked the system ???

mmmm I want more things so like this for a dynamics call and I'll slide into your DMs

Anytime someone mentions that she can't kill because they think she has some 'morality' thing going on, I just roll my eyes. Like, bold of anyone to assume that Eliza actually needs to go on some long emotional journey whenever she kills someone. OKAY sure, she doesn't necessarily always use … lethal force, especially when she is working with the Avengers, it's not her call to make. She doesn't lose sleep over the killing. But if she's working alone ?? Then you better say your prayers, and she just might make it quick.

What makes Eliza such an efficient assassin, training and abilities aside - there is part of her that enjoys the hunt sometimes smiling while her target struggles to fight her.

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                       the  silence  stretches  on,  elastic,    grains  of  sand  slipping  one  by  one  through  the  hourglass  opening,  until  a  sigh  shatters  it.         “  remind   me   again   why   i   put   up   with   you   ??   ”

i need . . . undercover mission threads