I’m Really Bored So...

Domestic Wolfstar Post-War

-a small cottage with a messy front lawn from too many Weasleys and Potter children visiting.

- a quaint backyard with perfectly grown fruits that Sirius plucks after a full moon to make warm tomato soup for Remus.

- chipped floral china filled with a different flavour tea each morning made by Remus, delivered each morning to Sirius who still lays in bed, messy hair sprayed over soft cotton pillows.

 - an old leather couch beaten from too many nights where Remus and Sirius lay close, hands clasped, under one wool blanket, and a muggle movie on.

- a bookshelf that cover floor to wall, filled with mystery crime novels bought by Sirius for Remus to enjoy.

- a small bench overlaid with thick ivy where Remus reads aloud and Padfoot lays with head in his lap, just listening. Just listening to the sounds of being alive and here and now and in love.

- cold rainy days where they stay in bed, drowning in warmth from the crackling fire in the corner of the cozy room, that eases their weary bones. 

- fresh flowers on the window sill each morning that Sirius brings when he comes from his daily morning walk. Roses, and daffodils, and Cornelias. And sometimes Lilies as well.

- sweet smelling candles on the dinner table, lit every night when they enjoy home cooked meals.

- cooking together in their small kitchen, constantly bumping into each other and laughing each time. Wearing matching aprons bought by Harry and over stirring the stew and eating all the batter before it goes in the pan.

- sitting on the front steps each night, just looking at the stars, fully in love.

- countless photo albums filled with birthday parties and Christmases, and New Years, and summers, and dinner parties, and weddings and joy and love because they’re here, and healing, and happy.

- because they’re alive.

Sirius is tall in canon.

That’s it. That’s the post.

Why is it that I can read 500k harry potter fanfics in one day but reading 3 pages from my textbook takes me 4-7 business days?

Lily Evans

Lily Evans would have a bath and body works obsession today.

- She would hoard coupons for seasonal sales 

- She would fill up her cart with half price foam soaps every weekend.

- She would really like winter candy apple. I just know it.

- Winter candy apple candles, foam soaps, lotions, perfume.

- AND JAMES WOULD USE THEM

- Little Harry would have like champagne toast candles in his room???!!!

- Sirius would steal them every time he came

- And slowly bath and body works would infiltrate Remus and Sirius’ home as well. 

- And Lily would always smell so good and like home and coziness.

Like idek where this went but like I know I’m right.

Fight me if you think I’m wrong.

Henry: Does something Alex doesn’t like

Alex: What in the white people??

I never realized how fatphobic the Harry Potter series is.

like Joanne.....

- Dudley Dursley

- Vernon Dursley

- Marge Dursley

- Peter Pettrigrew

- Crabbe 

- Goyle

These are all antagonists and their fatness/lack of conventional attractiveness is used to make them worse. They are bad people but fatness/obesity is shown as a negative trait to show them as bad or use them as comedic relief. 

 Vernon  “His mean little eyes now slits in his great purple face”

Dudley “His piggy little eyes fixed on the screen and his 5 chins wobbling as he ate continually” and “Very fat and hated exercise—unless of course it involved punching somebody”

Marge “She was very like uncle Vernon, large, beefy, and purple-faced, she even had a moustache, though not as bushy as his.”

Whenever they are shown as mean people, they are also shown as fat.

Peter : He is shown as less than the Marauders at Hogwarts, because compared to them, he is fat and short. Also, everytime he does something bad, JKR continually describes him as fat and grubby.

Peter sucks but his fatness is made to make him even worse and less than.

Crabbe and Goyle: Their personality traits are literally just being fat, stupid and mean.

Harry and Ron are made able to knock them out and polyjuice them by putting cupcakes infront of them, they are considered dumb fat people.

Their fatness is associated with being dumb, mean, and greedy.

All of these people are also shown as prejudice and when their close-mindedness is shown, their fatness is intertwined.

I was reading a happy lil muggle fic with a cute wolfstar romance and then realized that there was no happy ending and Remus and Sirius have been dead for over 23 years. They’ve been gone for a very long time. 

Fun stuff

Alex: I am very mature and will run for senate one day.

Also Alex: puttheminmyroom, puttheminmyroom, PUT THE TURKEYS IN MY ROOM JESUS CHRIST

Fall 🍂💕

I usually don't acknowledge the movie but this is too fxcking cute to not reblog!!!

“You and me and history, remember? We’re just gonna fucking fight. Because you’re it, okay? I’m never gonna love anybody in the world like I love you. So, I promise you, one day we’ll be able to just be, and fuck everyone else.” - Red, White & Royal Blue by Casey McQuiston