A Moment Before Disaster

If I ever get an autism diagnosis I blame it on Jonny Sims because my TMA and Mechanisms obsession isn't funny anymore

in these dark times we are all Sam, freaking out when we hear the words “magnus” or “tape recorder”

cats being capable of understanding accidents and even giving you a little head bonk to let you know you're still cool makes it infinitely funnier that they don't understand when you're trying to help them

cats when you step on their tail: i'll admit that was rather ouchie, but given the lifetime of goodwill and trust between us, one must conclude this booboo is but a fluke.

cats when you try to get their claws unstuck from the couch covering: this nefarious bitch has never had a single honorable intention in their dishonest and shameful life, this must be one of their sinister plots or perhaps even an attempt on my life,

You people think you’re so funny (<— has been laughing on and off all morning)

Anyway chapter 3 is up nowwww 👀

https://archiveofourown.org/works/63610357/chapters/163805428

jonbinary

he says that every season

what better to storyboard for my portfolio than my fav terror-ridden little guys in love? only five years too late but who's counting

Current impressions I have of Elias Bouchard via my less-than-cautious forays into fandom

- pipe murder???

- a whore

Some animation on YouTube reminded me that Jmart exists and now I need to cry because god I love those two and god they went through way too much during that podcast. I gotta relisten to it

The hell happened??

jon gets tipsy off a couple sips of red wine and martin has to carry him around like a sack of potatoes