What The Boss Don’t Know, The Boss Won’t Mind 

Fuck society fuck capitalism I’m gonna go full feral and live in the woods

cozy studies

Concept: cowboy Cthulhu cultists who pronounce “iä“ as “yee-haw”.

Kind of sucks that i am not living in an ivy-covered cottage in the pacific northwest, drinking mint tea with honey,, riding my bike into town for the groceries and spending my day writing novels on a mossy tree stump with a cool breeze making the pine needles go sssssshhhhhh,,,,,,,

Alcohol & Magic

We all enjoy our drinks from time to time but has anyone ever thought of the properties of each beverage? I haven’t until now and we’re gonna jump into it now. Also these are based off what I think they can be used for, feel free to correct me or put your input in or add any alcohol I missed!

🍸 Vodka - A strong ass drink. Can be used for strong spells, curses, banishing, warding, and cleansing.

🍷 Wine - Both red and white are made from fruit, more specifically berries. Use wine in offerings, love spells, and healing spells.

🍺 Beer and Ale - Now, I find this boring because I like my drinks to have taste (and these drinks are usually brewed from wheat) but whatever. You can use beer and ale cleansing and grounding spells.

Tequila - Ah yes, the drink white girls get “lit” on. Tequila can be used in binding and grounding spells.

🥃 Rum - A drink with spice and the drink of pirates. This drink can be used in summoning, binding, and love spells.

Whiskey - A cousin of rum, or that’s how I see them, only the classiest of people drink whiskey in their short glasses. Whiskey can be used in binding and self love spells.

🥂 Mead - A wine usually made from honey. Mead can be used in offerings and love spells.

🍶 Sake - This drink will ruin your night if you’re not careful because it is a strong ass drink. Use for curses, banishing, binding, and negative based spells.

Moonshine - Do. not. drink. too. much. of. this. Like vodka and Sake this drink is very strong so it is best used in spells that you want to be powerful. Basically you can use moonshine in any spell.

when i die all i want is to become on of those cats who lives around archaeological sites in greece and rome, sun myself while surrounded by remnants of antiquity, and make visitors wonder if i am perhaps some reincarnated ancient soul returning to the home i loved millennia ago

straight-a semester 🧠✏️🎒💗

"She lives inside someone’s locket."

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