I Look At Myself And See The Broken Soul Who Is Lost In Its Own Darkness,

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Hello 👋 can you please write relationship headcanons for Alucard (Hellsing) and D (vampire hunter d) with a immortal witch female reader? And reader is a very sweet and kind person, like, total opposite of them? Thank you ❤️

Why yes I'll will! I hope you enjoy this headcanon 🥰🥰

Alucard & D with a kind immortal witch

Alucard

• you work with Hellsing organisations, you were quite a powerful witch in the organisations, and your boyfriend was Alucard

• you were dating Alucard for centuries to which you are just as old as Alucard

• people are quite confused by your relationship cause you are both polar opposite

• you were so bubbly and filled with joy and colour, while Alucard just sits around with a scowl and sips his blood wine

• you remember one time that you managed to make a blood cupcake for him to have which he was so touched by it

• tickle fights with him which cracks a smile from him

D (Vampire Hunter D)

• you travel with D and aid him whenever you need to, your a healing witch and you always try to take great care for him

• on your travels you just love to dance around the grass and pick some of the flowers

• D would watch from a shade of a tree, he holds a small smile,

• D isn't as bubbly and colourful as you but he loves your personality very much

• you walk up to him and place a small flower Crown upon his head, he looked up and smiled

• you kiss upon his cheek before skipping back to the field and enjoy all things of nature

Charity event

Jonathan crane x goth reader

Warning: fluffy, Does soft Jonathan count as a warning

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You knew you dress a bit differently, with darker clothes, and fishnets as gloves or as tights and spiders as a necklace, you are a goth, but others called you a freak.

And dating was tough until you meet your boyfriend Jonathan Crane, he accept with how you dress and what your interest was, he love just everything of my style and aesthetic, even when i collecting fake skulls and decorating them.

You had never felt so much happiness, and it was an annual charity event to help the fundings for Arkham Asylum and Jonathan Crane as you to be there for him, which you eagerly accepted and picked out my outfit for that evening.

It was a dress that looked like mortica addams dress but a put on my favourite black rose choker, laces fingerless gloves, fishnet tights and beautiful high heel black shoes.

I went out of me and Jonathan bedroom to show him the outfit and everything "my love, you look stunning for this evening, is that the dress from the Addams family we watched last week" I eagerly nodded and smile as Jonathan held my hand and spun me around giggling as I was brought into my lovers arms

"so do you really like how I look" I said messy with his tie slightly "absolutely my darling you look as beautiful as the night as you would say" he gave me a quick kiss on the lips before we got into our car and headed for the event,

Jonathan knows how people would treat me but I told him to ignore them as I have did for a very long time, but Jonathan really cares about me so much that he would literally give them his fear toxic and watch them scream out of fear of whatever phobia they have imaginable, but I luckily I can very much handle the critics and can take care of them.

We arrived at the event and got out of our car and walked inside, now I never expected that their would be near a whole room of people be at this event which there is which started to make me panic a bit, I then felt my hand squeeze softly as Jonathan whispered into my ear "Don't worry my sparrow I'm here beside you, stay close to me alright" I smiled and began to calm down as I heard him calling me by his favourite nickname for me in private.

We slowly decent from the staircase grabbing a glass of champagne in the process.

Everything was going well until I heard them whispered about me, now normally I'll just brush them off, but they were becoming more and more worse 'what on earth is that weirdo doing here?' ' she is the one that's dating Dr Crane? ' 'what do you mean? He is just like her? A freak' 'huh I wonder what he sees in her to go out with her' they became more and more harder to ignore them but I felt a another squeeze this time on my arm as I looked up and seen a stranger.

"why hello you must be Jonathan Crane and (Y/N) (Y/L/N) I'm Bruce Wayne" me and Jonathan shook his hand as Bruce began to speak to Jonathan to which he was annoyed by Bruce Wayne's presence.

I glance around to distract myself and I seen a couple of rich people looking at me like I was some sort of plague and began whispering amongst each other.

I couldn't take it anymore and began to walk to the exit, just then as I was walking off I felt a hand on my wrist, I turned around and saw Jonathan looking concerned for me and I try avert my eyes away from him and people began to stare at me like I was an circus performer.

He realised what was going on and made a possible mental note to terrified them with there worse fear soon.

He place his hand on my waist as walked out of there leaving them with there rumours and insults.

Once we were out a took a couple a deep breaths as I felt tears pricking my eyes, just then Jonathan pulled me into a hug and softy patted my hair, "its alright my darling, everything will be okay" he kiss my head as I began to calm down feeling protected around Jonathan's arms.

"come on lets go home, I never want to go to these Charity events ever again" I giggled at his response as we heard a familiar voice calling out to us, Jonathan scoffed as he seen who it was.

"I'm terribly sorry Mr Wayne but me and my partner are going home early, it was quite boring of a party and one I'll probably never go to again and just send the check or whatever you typically do for Arkham Asylum, good night to you" we then got into the car leaving Bruce Wayne lost for words as we drove off.

"You know you were being rude to him?" I spoke up, he then glance over at me with the one eyebrow raised saying "really? Me being rude? To a man that spends all his money on fancy cars and throwing his money on playboy bunny girls to be with him" a smile formed on my face as he focused on the road but can see from the corner of his eye.

"You are jealous of Bruce Wayne or are you afraid of him trying to get me to be as his playboy bunny girls as you call them" I dramatically said but couldn’t hold in my laughter at the end as he rolled his eyes, but I leaned over and kissed him on the cheek "Don't worry my scarecrow I only have eyes for you" he began to deeply blush at my words and he try to focused more on the road.

"So want to watch a movie tonight my dear?" He asked as I sat back and think "Honestly let's watch Corpse bride, plus the main character looks like you"

"No I definitely do not look like Victor from Corpse bride" he replied trying to sound annoyed but his smile says otherwise

We then got back home and began watching the movie cuddling up to each other "I love you Jon" he turned around and smiled before givinga quick peck on the lips "I love you too my sparrow"

Training

RORONOA ZORO X READER

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You always were amazed by how skilled Zoro is with his swords, that it made you want to learn some swords skills as well,

It was a sunny day on the going marry, and you thought it was the perfect time to ask Zoro for some training.

He was resting on the deck as the sun shined upon him, as he enjoy his rest, you skipped over to where Zoro is with the biggest smile on your face, Zoro glance over towards you as you stood there with your hands on your waist.

"(Y/N)? Not now i am having a rest" He grumbled as he try to rest but you were persistent as you block his view of the sun,

"Zoro, I want you to teach me out to fight with a sword, you promise this week" you explained as you seen him thinking for a moment,

You had asked him a week ago, and Zoro had told you that wait until next week and he will teach you.

Zoro got up, placed a hand over his sword "Wait until next week okay" you glared at him knowing that now he is making sure he wouldn't let you train with his swords, but today you are going to be persistent until he will train you.

The next day of you bugging him was when he finally, he was going to train today, you couldn't contain your excitement as Usopp looked over to see what you were shrieking about,

"hey are you alright! (Y/N)" called Usopp as you smiled and waved at him telling him you were alright,

Zoro grumbled for a moment before taking out his sword and giving it to you, as you began to stand there holding the sword awkwardly,

Zoro noticed and chuckled a little, as he walked over around you and showed you how to hold the sword.

As you felt his hands on your wrist you couldn't help but be blushing at the how close he was next to you, Zoro notice as he cleared his throat and went back round in front of you, "let's begin"

(Two hours later)

After what had to you felt like eternity you laid down completely tired out by the training Zoro had gave you, Zoro walked over and crouch down next to you with an impressed look on his face,

"Know you, despite you get easily tired, you handled yourself pretty well" you smiled up towards him as your felt a surge of pride as you sat up and straighten yourself,

You couldn't help but give Zoro a quick kiss on his cheek as he froze there for a moment, You immediately panicked by how he reacted,

"Oh shut I'm so sorry Zoro, I didn't mean it in that way if you did felt that way to me-" he took you by surprise by quickly kissing you on your forehead as your face blushed,

Zoro then got up as he extended his hand to you which you accepted, as you slowly got up, you glance at Zoro, he slowly leaning forward as your lips was close to kiss, but it hadn't went further, he held back for that moment

Zoro shook his head slightly as he had a small smile on his face,

"more training tomorrow (Y/N)?" You couldn't help but have the biggest smile on your face as you couldn't believe what Zoro said,

"yes more training tomorrow" he nodded his head before walking of a couple of feet away from you for a moment, before then he turned around and looked at you,

"Would you want to get lunch together in the kitchen?" You excitedly nodded as you ran over to him as held his arm as you dragged him into the kitchen of the going merry.

So I was playing on bloodborne and um...the voice lines for Father Gascoigne...um wow that made me blush so hard and I couldn't consecrate for that moment 😳😳😳

Well just put me down as Horny and scared

What is fear? Baby don’t scare me Don’t scare me No more

late 90's/early 2000's horror remakes are like, we had the budget to finally make this 1960's schlockfest live up to its full potential. instead here's bonkers casting choices, the weirdest house we could come up with, plot twists nobody saw coming because they're dumb as all shit, and CGI that already looks dated

and it's great every time