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old meme redraw when dance battles were the death of me 💔

Happy Barbenheimer day!

Gun to your head: Use Your Illusion I or Use Your Illusion II?

Bottle green and pale gold sea. Details: Stormy Seas, 1922, by Diyarbakirli Tahsin.

what do you mean elon musk did a nazi salute on live tv at the united states presidential inauguration twice and is now erasing the evidence off the internet by replacing the footage with the crowd cheering instead?

would be a shame if people reblogged this, wouldn’t it?

When the aliens came to earth to invade, people were scared at first. But it quickly became apparent that even they didn’t spend as much on their military as the UNITED STATES OF AMERICA

I made a baby blanket for a pregnant woman at work and I went back and forth about it like “is this weird? To like hand make something for someone when we’re like friendly acquaintances not like bffs. God why are you so fucking awkward.” Anyway I gave it to her and she said she loved it and in the back of my head I’m like yea she’s nice and probably just humoring the weirdo. Well she texted me a picture this weekend of a scrunchy faced newborn at the hospital wrapped in the blanket I made her. And I’m like. Wow. She loved it so much she took it with her! To the hospital! To give birth! She wrapped her newborn it! I am just so filled with love and joy right now.

People will love the things you make them. Because you thought of them and you cared.

MC: tells the brothers about periods

lucifer: ah, I see… mammon: how in the devildom are you still alive!? leviathan: Mc, are you immortal!?!? Satan: hm, I see. Asmodeus: so you suffer monthly?? My poor little sheep..! Beelzebub: *concern and confuse* so you bleed every month?.. belphie: wow, seems like being a human sucks.